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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Seduction of the Somewhat Innocent by VictorianChik reviews
Tony meets Peter at a conference and mistakes Peter's interest in Iron Man as romantic interest. Tony talks Peter into a having dinner with him at his hotel and set out to seduce Peter. Warning: Graphic slash sex - you have been warned!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
A Selfish Man by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Brother of the Bird by UntappedChaos reviews
-Sequel to The Fish that Loved the Bird- It's the wedding! ... A wedding for yakuza. Yeah, we know things can't go TOO smoothly, right?
Tokyo Crazy Paradise - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2009
The Fish that Loved the Bird by UntappedChaos reviews
Tsukasa's got a problem, and it's about time that Shiki faced up to being her big brother.
Tokyo Crazy Paradise - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Side by Side by LunaSphere reviews
A fic based on Ryuji and Tsukasa's conversation at the very end about her "cross-dressing" to attend some social gathering in order to ward off hordes of women from him. Tsukasa learns, a little, what it means to stand beside Ryuji.
Tokyo Crazy Paradise - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
On the Outside Looking In by snakes and lions unite reviews
Everyone believes Salazar Slytherin was evil, except for those who try to further his ideals... but thousand years is a long time, and everything fades with time. For though Slytherin may have been dark, there is no black and white, only shades of grey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Salazar S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Destiny by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: Naruto never believed in fate, unfortunately it will take a run in with a man who holds his destiny in his hands to make him realize the truth. Who knew fate could be a guy; one who goes by the name of Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
All For You by Surgery With Smiles reviews
Sacrifice. That is all Naruto ever was and ever will be. He will give everything to the village that scorns him until there is nothing left of him but a shell. Will there be someone to stop that cruel reality from taking effect or will it be too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
A Risky Affair by Daishiko reviews
Er," Shindou grappled in the face of the cyclone that was Touya's rage. "This isn't what it looks like."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Reconciliations by Coryx reviews
Hikaru is, after all, human. After his death, he meets Sai again. Now, he has to explain Sai to the soon-to-be-arriving others. Parental Sai and Hikaru fluff.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Incoherence by EterNite reviews
Salazar Slytherin died many years ago. When Harry Potter starts having splitting headaches and strange memories from the founders time, what could it mean? Salazar Slytherin has reemerged. A Salazar is Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 268 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Child Of The Light, Prodigy Of The Dark by dyly reviews
Harry is overlooked as his twin brother Caleb is heralded as the Boy Who Lived. Determined to be better than Caleb and with an IQ that’s off the scale, Harry is left to his own devices to try and reach his full potential. Which side will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
The Cupboard by MrSpotty88 reviews
Second year, a year of great changes. Many things changed for Harry, what would have happened if another change happened? The meeting of a abused Ravenclaw and the Golden Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto of the YinYang eyes by vampyredoll reviews
The Uzumaki were known for their bloodline, but everyone thought them too dangerous to have around and killed most, the rest fled.Now the last of them all has returned to Konoha. but what for? Sasuke/sakura/ino bashing. Narushino,Narushika,more possibly
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Maneater by Riverterra reviews
AU! What if Naruto found a way to hide from the villagers, a perfect hidding place, that changes how he views the world with some help from the beautiful seduction corps Slash!Crossdresser!Naru Naru/shino hopefully
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Escape Artist by Lucillia reviews
The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 5,097 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Feel the Silence by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot. Drabble.] Naruto was never alone. He'd always known it, even if he never consciously acknowledged it. But he knew. How could he not, when he could feel their gazes on him. When he could feel that painful warmth burning in the pit of his stomach.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Sword Wielder by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The problem with magical, mildly-sentient swords, is that they have a mind of their own, and when they take a liking to you there’s very little you can do to make them change it. Harry Potter/Addams Family/Chrestomanci crossover. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P.
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.