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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
How Harry Did It by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P.
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 442 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Of Love And Tomatoes by theDoctorlies reviews
Their mission was to pick the tomatoes, not start an all-out tomato war. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Silent Scream We Make by My Echoing Silence reviews
After five hundred years of life, Sasuke, in a moment of regret just before his overdue death, sends Naruto and Gaara back. Naruto, unable to deal with everything all over again, secludes himself until the time when it all came crashing down on him. SLASH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 7,205 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blame it on the Cuervo by Annie loves it reviews
A trip to Vegas gone haywire. Alcohol, marriage licenses, and beer pong, oh my! Tabloids have a field day, and every cell phone on the planet is overflowing with video evidence. Needless to say Shuichi has banned Yuki from sex in public places. Forever.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Nail Polish by Edward the spiderqueen reviews
Naruto is captured by Itachi and is learning surprising things about the missing-nin. drabble, humor, light shounen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
More Than Equal by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
One should always be careful when dealing with prophecy.... None could guess the consequences of premature action and needless haste in dealing with the prophecy. Dark!Powerful!Self-serving!Cruel Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,373 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P.
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Driven by Murinae reviews
A crossing by chance of two very different universes. Hikaru no Go and Death Note.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Pieces of the Puzzle by JunJou reviews
Frame for murder, pestered by his brother and hurt by his company, Itachi feels life can't get any better, when ironically, it does thanks to the help of a certain blonde. ItaNaru, Yaoi/Shonen Ai Rated M *Dedicated to Crystal Chavez*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,305 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Back Among the Living by Philip S reviews
Excedo Inferi 2. Buffy and Angel thought that, once they returned to Earth, all their problems would be over. They are not, though.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Soulworld Special: Lockley's Law by Philip S reviews
Someone has to uphold the law, even in the world where all Vampires have souls. That someone is Marshall Kate Lockley. Only now she has a new partner. A certain Slayer called Buffy Summers.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2001 - Complete
To See Once More the Light of the Stars by Philip S reviews
Excedo Inferi 1: Buffy must send Angel to Hell in order to save the world from Akathler, even though his soul has been restored to him. The Slayer does her duty, but that does not mean she has to let him go alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Master of Seals by kagehisa reviews
Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it's part of their way of life. He just wished he didn't have to embrace that truth so soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81,114 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 374 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aisoku by Noubunka reviews
AU SessInu fatherson I am the Daiyoukai. In the hierarchy of demon society, I sit at the peak. Demons fear my strength and cower before me. However, there is one who can bring me to my knees with a single glance from those doelike eyes. Aisoku
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,024 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
The Sacred Trees by ajj7sunhawk reviews
Set after Naraku is destroyed with alt. ending from the point of Kagome vanishing. This follows Inuyasha with a connection that he has in the anime/manga that's not really explored, n answers how the Yokai lost supremecy. I own nuts. Whole Story EDITED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,197 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Team Seven by denytheworld reviews
The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 5,757 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Sleeping Pearl by gunslinger iris reviews
AU. FemNaru. Left to her own devices, she lived a hard life. Unexpectedly, she found shelter in the most unlikely place. Future Itaxfemnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
And A Blue Blanket by scarlettHuntress reviews
Cloud, Zack's four-year-old adopted son, is babysat by Sephiroth. Of course, as it's Zack we're talking about, Sephiroth had no idea he was babysitting or even who Cloud WAS until when both turned up at his door this morning. Headache? unavoidable.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
More Similar Than We Appear by trulywicked reviews
Orochimaru abducts Naruto in an attempt to give Sasuke a challenge but finds himself concerned for the blond boy's health after Naruto gets a fever. Will the snake sannin be changed by Naruto? Only time will tell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.