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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Hugs, Cookies, and Cute, Fluffy Things by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. Crack. Zack decides Sephiroth is depressed and needs cheering up. Zack/Aeris, Angeal/Genesis, Sephiroth/Cloud. Mild shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 479 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fighters and Weapons by Case13 reviews
What makes one fight? Co-written with Griever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
There's Only Regret by LigerJager reviews
Grooming for ANBU gave Naruto a relatively peaceful life. That is, until the Fourth started remembering. Now he and his caretakers are forced to play a delicate game of deception for him to remain in the Black Ops...and anonymous. (Slow Update)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Almost Karma by StarSongVII reviews
They say that what goes around comes around - and this time Cloud is given a chance to get what he wants. Back at the beginning. SephirothCloud with SephirothOCs, ZackOCs, RenoCloud, OCsCloud. Lemons abound.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 264,506 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Hikaru no Ramen by Sakiku reviews
What if Hikaru’d had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like... 12/20/09: Minor Edit
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Speechless by Sjezza reviews
Light became mute after an accident with criminals on his 15th birthday. While it opened his eyes, Shiro is out for revenge. The strange shivers concerning those heart attacks aren't helping either. Not to forget: what about Kira and L! Re updated!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,200 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Light Y., L
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Last Kami Damn It Straw by Araceil reviews
Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The owner of a Kitty by wolfrider14 reviews
When a last minute trip to the labs gives Cloud some trouble, it is up to Sephiroth to protect him from Hojo. Kitty Cloud!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
An Odd Twist of Fate by Agni reviews
Itachi was gay but when he finally did manage to fall in love, his object of affections turned out to be a girl. An energetic, blonde vixen of a girl, but a girl nonetheless. Fugaku is not complaining. AU. Female Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Picturesque Proclivities by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.If there was one thing Harry Potter never expected, it was to find himself befriending a Malfoy. That he did so under unusual circumstanced, however, did not really surprise him.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 157 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
The Waif by Marj123 reviews
A young child makes sure he is not seen or heard as he listens to something on TV, - something about homeless children, and children's services available. Harry's sure he's not really a Freak, and maybe he deserves better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice for the Side of Light by Marj123 reviews
Albus Dumbledore has taken the motto of 'For the Greater Good.' If sacrificing just one child can save thousands of lives, surely it is only logical and rational to do so. He cares for Harry Potter, of course, but it's for the Greater Good, - isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,922 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hecatemus by Marj123 reviews
Every wizard dreams of winning a Hecatema. Powerful magical creatures, but peaceful, non-threatening,and submissive to the Soul Mate. Beautiful,sexual creatures. But Harry Potter was never good at following the rules. AU, 'Creature Fic.' M/M rel'nship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,837 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
One Step Back by Alrira and Breezy reviews
Christopher Potter was born twin to Hayden Potter, the savior of the wizarding world. But in a world that’s riddled with Dark Magic and betrayal, young Christopher knows more than he lets on because he was and still is, Harry James Potter, The BoyWhoLived
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P.
Letdown by aphelion-orion reviews
Cloud discovers that there is really such a thing as being too pretty for one's own good. [nonspoilery postAC ficlet, humor, slight TsengxCloud]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
Sick Leave by aphelion-orion reviews
Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, and a dress. Need I say anything else? [rated PG13 for crossdressing and innuendo]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Cloud's Horrorscope by Razrantha reviews
SephirothCloud shonen ai. A certain greeneyed god makes joking predictions that start to come true.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete