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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 770 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Charter Mage by wingcat reviews
The reason Harry Potter didn't die when he was hit by Voldemort's killing curse. The reason he is the Boy Who Lived. Actually, he did, and came back. A crossover with Garth Nix's Abhorsen series. Spoilers for Abhorsen. Harry Potter is a Charter Mage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P.
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Choices by PhoenixFire26 reviews
There is nothing more dangerous then a woman scorned. Ginny sets to prove it right then Harry dumps her, comes out of the closet and hook up with Draco. How far will she go, and can she be stopped before someone is hurt, or worse. warn slash, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,079 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
See Me by seventhSINwrath reviews
In truth, Ino never really liked Sasuke, but she feared that if she didn't pretend to Sakura, the person she really liked, would no longer see her, that she would forget. But she doesn't have to worry about that with Temari. Warning: Yuri, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by seventhSINwrath reviews
After a fight with Team Hebi Naruto secretly takes in an injured Suigetsu, and sparks fly. Yaoi, Lemon, fluff. Sasuke bashing. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Forsaken by Elemental Balance reviews
What is family? Is it a last name shared by a group of people, or is it more than that? If one is abandoned, can the ties be reforged? Can the fires of hate behind one set of blue eyes be cooled by another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,393 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Black Lagoon by Extraho reviews
Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 556 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
BLEACHed Elements by SanadaSayuri reviews
The Winter War is at a standstill and the Humans are once more at war. New information is found that will reveal a plot that is more far reaching than anyone thought. Can Ichigo stay alive long enough to stop both wars? rating will change later
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,619 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K.
BLEACHed Blitzkrieg by SanadaSayuri reviews
In a world where Kurosaki Masaki survived and is a world renowned political power, can her firstborn, Kurosaki Ichigo step up to the plate? What if he were to put his mother's teachings to use? AUish Collab with Deragonmaji
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Limitations by SanadaSayuri reviews
After successfully retrieving Inoue from Las Noches, Ichigo returns home, only to recieve startling news that would change his life forever....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,761 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Naruto XOvers by Niwasae reviews
Yaoi. ItaNaru, SasuHaku, and NeijiGaara are the fixed parings. This is my proof that Naruto can be crossovered with a lot of animes and other books...and stuff...in other words, the bunnies attacked and decided that I should leave my thoughts in drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,751 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
You Are Not Alone by Tranquilized-Night reviews
One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 257 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hysteria by PuffinxExplosion reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, tortured at a young age, untainted, innocent. Uchiha Itachi, ANBU, emotionless, tainted. These two will find love, hope, and friendship in the unlikeliest of places. Itanaru. Onesided Sasunaru and Sasusaku. Rating may go up. CONTINUING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Parsletongue by BurntOutDev reviews
After the disasterous events of the First Task, in which Harry used a secret gift that was unique to him, his path, once so obvious, changed. Now, with Dumbledore against him, Voldemort hunting him, and the secret forces of the world fighting, what next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P.
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,552 - Follows: 5,315 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
It Is By Our Choices We Are Judged by Ryzmah reviews
Harry's twin bother is declared the boy who lived. James and Lily decide to send Harry to Italy. How will this effect Harry's life? Warnings: Slash and Language. Possible MPEG later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 905 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 859 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Understanding by Imperial Mint reviews
Or, I Fell in Love With a Dead Boy. There was the tea, the colourless-colourful eyes, the feeling of warm lips, where they should have been cold, and an understanding that drove Naruto. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Feel of Feelings Rewrite by Falling Tenshi reviews
Thrown into Azkaban, Harry is removed two years after. Not quite the same, but not willing to be around those who put him in jail, Harry leaves for a new school. HarryOMC. SLASH MALExMALE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,280 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete