Older Ritsuka and Soubi. oneshot. lemon. spoilers.

Ritsuka faces his first day at school without his ears meanwhile Soubi is confronted by Kio. Contains yaoi, lemon SoubixRitsuka.

Elricest. A brief glimpse into the childhood of Edward and Alphonse Elric

ElricestRoy. Before Roy’s eyes, the Elric brothers died. Died, and were reborn through alchemy. And he was helpless before them.

Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

After finding out his clan's heinous plans, Itachi kills his family, and leaves with their target. Years later, his charge must return to Konoha. Mission: Befriend the Shukaku vessel, get revenge on Konoha, and break little Sasuke. ItaNar onesided SasNar

On their way to wave, team seven encounters trouble. Their sensei trapped, they face insurmountable odds until an orangeclad hyperactive cooks apprentice got into the fight.

To the Uchiha royal family, Look my father, Lord Uzumaki Arashi is forcing me to ask for a date from the 'handsome' Uchiha brothers. So now that I have would you be so kind as to burn this letter and pretend you never saw it. Thanks,Naru Itafemnaru

Sasuxnaru. Female Naruto, don't like, don't read. Sasuke needs to remember to knock just as much as Naruto needs to remember to lock the door. Read and review, please! Oneshot

One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]

Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era

The Weasleys and the Malfoys... old rivals. In their sixth year, Michael Weasley and Elizabeth Malfoy face a new Triwizard Tournament and a new DADA teacher... Harry Potter.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Chaptered version of My BlueEyed Blonde. Itachi has been given a new mission. One that causes him to destroy half of his clan, kill all the members of Akatsuki, and destroy his little brother. Mission: Protect Uzumaki Naruto. Eventual ItaNaru Up for adoption

Itachi reminisces on the mission that caused him to destroy his clan, and the blonde that he did everything to protect. ItaNaru

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic

After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Yondaime's jutsu didn't work properly and he survived oneshot

AU. Second year. Harry worries after seeing some specific signs in a Ravenclaw girl.

One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.