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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Meeting the family of Mai Taniyama by xglittergigglesx reviews
Mai's new boyfriend meets her 'family': a perky yet demanding Madoka, a silent and intimidating Lin, a Yakuza Yasuhara, a over protective Bou-san, a flirty Ayako, a snooty Masako, a helpful but un-optimistic John and a Pure evil Naru. NaruxMai hints.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Kittens Can't Speak Elfish by Stephfunky reviews
Haldir has found a pretty little kitten with black fur and green eyes. That talks. Hp X-over, slash, crossgen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Haldir
Dark Summoner by Mage-Alia reviews
An accidental wish sends Harry tumbling into the world of Spira where his skills as a Summoner will be put to the ultimate companied by Tidus and some other new friends, he'll need to conquer the new chalanges and solve Spira's mysteries.TidusHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,694 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P., Tidus - Complete
I Do by The Enemy reviews
When Naru tricks Mai into marrying him, he didn't think she'd want a divorce. That's why he is prolonging their latest case as long as he can, even at the cost of two very innocent people. One person of whom, he he is married to. The other is a little boy
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
The Mummy by Ookami-and-Chem-Mu reviews
An old friend of Mai's offers her a once in a lifetime oppertunity--in more ways than one. Please don't kill ookami-chan for not updating Things, she's working on it.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Mai T.
The Things We Do For Freedom by gemlou137 reviews
In order to get Harry out of prison and hidden away Draco needs to get married. YaoiSlash, mpreg, wandless magic. Read warnings etc on chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,955 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lullabies by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Harry Potter is left jumpy and paranoid after the war. To keep him safe from loose Death Eaters Dumbledore sends him to an inconsequential town called Forks. Maybe, he'll leave the war behind, and become a normal teen. Maybe.PTSD.ECxHP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Edward
Bewitched by Shiore Yashagoro reviews
A flaw in the Four Seasons seal causes the Kyuubi no Yoko to be released. It seems that there was far less to the seal that they ever imagined before. -Under Revisions-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
One Man's Loss by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke gave Naruto up and broke his trust when he left. His mistake will give Suigetsu a chance to claim the treasure that is Naruto for his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Moving On by trulywicked reviews
Sakura rejects Naruto harshly and he decides to move on and make some changes. Those changes catch Temari's attention but what will happen when Sakura decides that she made a mistake rejecting him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
A Fallen Shinobi by psychocitten reviews
Naruto had disappeared without a trace. They searched for him for years, and then the blonde turns up with a wife and child denying he was ever a shinobi, let alone this Naruto character.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,439 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,492 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Excuses by I-Sort-of-Mean-It reviews
Abel seems awefully shakey this evening...... Hellsing crossover. AxA Yaoi.Oneshot.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Danger of Assumptions by Center of Stone reviews
Muggles know more than you think, Lord Voldemort. When Harry Potter loses his war, he takes off to train in muggle America. However, his arrival isn’t a secret and everyone is looking; aurors, double agents, and low and behold, Xander Cage. SLASH EDITED
Crossover - Harry Potter & xXx - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,015 - Follows: 1,775 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dirge of Cerberus by LightningHunter reviews
After kidnap, loss of love, death, resurrection,sharing his body with four entities, and sleeping in a coffin for several years, a new Harry walks the earth. VincentValentine!Harry. Not a crossover. Upcoming chapters will be longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P.
The Witwicky Heist by LittleMewLugia reviews
Just as Sam thinks things are about to return to normal, he faces a new threat, this time of terrestrial origin…
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sam W., R. Simmons - Complete
Black Guardian by Silver vanilla reviews
After Namikaze Naruto, the only child of the President of the USA was almost kidnapped, Minato decided it is time for more drastic methods. He hires a personal bodyguard for his son. The name? Why, Uchiha Itachi of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,994 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Forget it by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto finds himself sitting in a park. His mind is blank - he can't remember anything. Not even his own name. : YAOI, ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Gabriel by Lorkin reviews
Rose Potter was declared the 'GirlwhoLived' whilst her brother was sent to an Orphanage. Join her in her 6th year, with the 'TriWizard' Tornament in full swing. Just who the Hell is this Gabriel person and why does he seem to hate Dumbledore so much SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Harry P., OC
SK by Retse reviews
Harry Potter/Final Fantasy VIII Crossover: Sorceress Ultimecia plots to bring the world down to her feet, beginning with the resurrection and possession of the greatest 'Sorceress' to have ever lived... and Balamb Garden's best kept secret. Shounen-ai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 217 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Squall L.