In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

[Oneshot, UraYoru] Kisuke is a kaleidoscope, Yoruichi is colourblind, and somehow, it works.

[Oneshot, SaiKarin] "What do you see in him?"

[Oneshot, NaruSasuSaku] Theirs is an awkward dance, stilted, harsh and imperfect. They would not have it any other way.

[Oneshot, SasuSaku] [Yuri, AU] She could have loved a thunderbird instead. But she doesn't, so Sakura goes through the motions. Courtship and poetry.

Yamanaka Ino was seventeen when Morino Ibiki, all scars and smiles and swishing trench coat, approached her with an offer. Ino-centric. OneShot.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S

Everything has an end and sometimes, if you look hard enough, you can find the beginning.

Sometimes, when Naruto looks up at the giant faces carved into the stone he doesn’t think about his dream of becoming Hokage. OneShot

Light Yagami was not a superstitious person. That was until he met Kimihiro Watanuki. xXxholicDeath Note crossover. 4 parts.

Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke and all they have stolen from the dead.

Sasuke is being devoured. It is a slow and steady process. Oneshot

Thump, thump goes Tsunade's necklace on his chest. And Naruto is human. Oneshot.

And there is one less person that can smile at you and make you think that your job is almost, almost, worth it, if only for a second.

But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot

Naruto thinks he is falling in love and Sasuke knows he is falling apart. Naruto/Sasuke.

Damaged puzzle pieces won't stay together and Team 7 was doomed from beginning. [Oneshot]

[Sasuke and the Sannin.] His is not a happy ending.

Naruto owns a cafe by the seaside, but there's always this guy that comes at 8 AM and leaves at 8 PM every Saturday. [SasuNaru, oneshot]

Kaname and Zero have survived hell together... but can they make it through an evening out? Two strong willed individuals go out on a date and try to find the right balance of give and take in their lives. Romance. Fluff.

On a mission, 10-year-old chuunin, Kakashi, is seperated from his team. [Violence, sexual assualt on a child]

It's a bad night for Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura give the only comfort they have...(shounen ai, het, threesome)

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

Kazusa Minami, school counselor, has a very special case on her hands. A VERY special case. And it doesn't look like she can handle it.