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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Hokage To Be by Ninja's Ghost reviews
When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,097 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In Which The Allspark Is Absorbed by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Venom Kisser by VampyricRedemption reviews
Harry has a past with two individuals that no one knows about. He's played the good kid for three years, but now he wants to leave the wizarding world to home study and finish his muggle education. Vampires, Werewolves, the works. Slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,339 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., OC
Truly Madly Deeply by BlueRedemption reviews
Naruto enrols into a female exclusive school, posing as a girl just to obtain more information on his crush Haruno Sakura. But everything he’s so carefully planned goes down the drain with the appearance of one dark haired bastard. SasuNaru. Shounenai. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Smiling White Mask of ANBU by LostandLosing reviews
Naruto isn't weak or dumb. He just likes to pretend he is. Shonen ai ItaNaru. Other pairings to be decided. Smart!Naruto. ANBU at 7!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,158 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Finding True Love, No, True Loves by ying9 reviews
After an unfortunate visit from the S-class Nukenin, Itachi, Naruto was weakening by the second, to add to that, Kyuubi is finally out of his cage and instead of getting his revenge on the village, he decided to…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Wolf's Intent by Callisto1791 reviews
At Voldemort‘s rebirthing ceremony, Fenrir discovers the scent of a Lycan bearer, a human with the ability to bear pure blooded werewolves if changed into one themselves. Fenrir rescues his potential mate only to discover it is none other than Harry Potte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,300 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 443 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Elementary by LightningHunter reviews
AU. Use brains, not brawn. Observation and deduction is how you stay ahead. Go further than anyone on the path of ninja or to leave it completely. To build yourself a name even when bereft of a village. Naruto is based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Constantine's Heir by Just A Passing Cynic reviews
On a job in England, John Constantine meets a little green eyed boy with an immense aura. He adopts the kid little did he know that the kid’s original name is Harry Potter, neglected twin of Andrew Potter, the ‘Boy Who Lived’. Constantine Xover, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Murder is only one word by Vixyfox reviews
Murderer is only one word to describe someone. But how can Naruto fall in love with the one responsible? With Orochimaru schemeing, Naruto is a part of the plan. Yet how will he take it when it will affect him so deeply? How many tears will he shed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Tangled in Death by MogtheGnome reviews
At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,094 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Harry Potter: Otaku! by Chibi-Reaper reviews
An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 366 - Published: 9/25/2007
The Rising Phoenix by xBrokenSin reviews
.AU.NarutoBleach Crossover.Dark Naruto. When the seal containing the Kyuubi no Kitsune breaks, a war between heaven, earth, and hell breaks out that no one saw coming. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Rising Falcon by xBrokenSin reviews
.AU.NarutoBleach Crossover. When the shinigami was called to seal the Kyuubi no Kitsune because of the Shiki Fuujin, he took a special intrest in the jinchuuriki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007
Convert or Die by Mistina reviews
[Response to Serpent in the Shadows Challenge 6] [SLASH] [HPRiddick Xover] The new Lord Marshall's destructive path of of assimilation leads the Necromongers to a planet called Earth where they are faced with the unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 488 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moving on by dark saiya reviews
Team seven...it was over when Sasuke started his ambition, Naruto has brought him back however everything will not be as expected because...Rescue 4 is formed...Will Naruto be able to move on? Did Sasuke truly broke all his bonds? NejNaru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
STRINGLESS PUPPET by Night Fury reviews
Yaoi. ItaNaruKyu. MPREG. Unbenownst to the general public and Shinobi, Naruto Uzumaki isn’t who he appears to be. Son of two males, a talented ninja and a genius who hides his power behind a idiotic façade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
My Detective Has Gone Sane! by weiss kittyn reviews
Sequel to My Son Has Lost His Mind. When L returns, what madness awaits? Poor Souichiro looks on in horror as the insanity unfolds. Another mild attempt at humor.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Istral, academy of magic by The-poisonus-black-rose reviews
Harry,now Jaden, got another letter that fateful day. watch as he grows stronger at a magical academy hidden in the mountains of peru. vampires,werewolves,elves,demons,necromancers,elementals. nopairing as of yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 222 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., OC