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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
What My Heart Says by DarkPhoenix484 reviews
[ShinoNaru, shounen ai] When Shino is bothered by the KibaHinataNaruto love triangle he heads out on a selfappointed mission to play matchmaker and finds out about himself and what he has always considered as a blond haired nuisance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
The Years Later by Haroku reviews
A one time loss of control leaves Inuyasha pregnant without the father of his pup knowing. And he plans to keep it that way for as long as he can but like all secrets they can’t stay buried forever and his is no exception to this rule. Sess x Inu
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,775 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Pleasant Surprises, Welcomed Changes by jokerswyld reviews
Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Dread of Vanished Shadows by jadedlight reviews
I had a dream which was not all a dream... the dread of vanished shadows. Harry, presumed dead for years, reappears, a shadow of what he once was, with a young daughter in tow. With the help of an old enemy, wounds finally begin to heal. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fox Kin by pekhet reviews
AU, preHBP. Voldemort's demon summoning goes wrong... Harry meets a very old, very distant relative who takes an interest in his newfound kin. No pairings other than cannon yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P.
Techie and the Agent by Strudel Ninja reviews
AU. Naruto's the brains behind the purple 'n orange TechTeam counter. He's smart, diligent. Maybe a little clumsy. And he's also a target for abduction by the evil organization Akatsuki. Now, it's super agent Sasuke to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,789 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Funeral Flowers and Rain by Watercolor Ink reviews
When the moon sang that night, high and clear, a single piercing note, he would seek Itachi and Kisame again, so they might lay him down and hold him there, become his chains and iron walls.' [Akatsuki!Naru][strange fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Bleached by Sesshyfluffballofevil reviews
Harry Potter has searched the world to find opponents who can satisfy his lust for battle. Now, he has found a strange cat in Japan, who might lead him to a well of opponents.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007
Make Me Proud by Dishonorable reviews
AU. Lily and James survived that Halloween night, but not without afteraffects. Intelligent!, Rebellious!Harry, Prejudiced!James, Slytherin!Peter, On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,777 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Degrees Of Deception by Voldemorts heiress reviews
Set during OoTP. Harry learns that James and Lily Potter are not his real parents. How will Harry cope with the knowledge that he is the son of Lord Voldemort and how much more has been hidden from him by those he trusted? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,889 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Let The Guilty Pay by Janara reviews
Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
Pet by Random Dispatcher reviews
The Dursley's make a run for it when Harry's numerous Hogwart's invitation letters arrive they don't stop on that little island, they stop when the owls stop when the family arrives in Sunnydale, California. BTVS Crossover Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P.
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Wrong Weasley by Sukie Lou reviews
On the day of Bill and Fleur's wedding, Ron's mood is not improved when he walks in on Harry and one of his siblings in his own bed. Odd, slashy pairings and sexual humour afoot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Tempt Me More reviews
Chronicles of Riddick CROSSOVER! SLASH! HET! THREESOME! Time Travel! Creature!Dark!Immortal!Harry COWRITTEN with AbeoUmbra. Does not completely follow the movie. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,583 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Harry P.
Paved With Good Intentions by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Rei Shida knows this better than anyone. So when he catches the red eyes of Voldemort, his past will be exhumed and he will see just how far down the rabbit hole goes. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dance of the Kitsune by GravekeeperBat reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Who Are You? by Tamsin1013 reviews
The Dursley's have made a few changes when Harry returns home from 5th year. Slash, nice Petunia, tolerable Vernon, eventual crossover with CSI.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 1,190 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Deadly Fun by Pen-Name-Kitsune-chan reviews
DISCONTINUED femKyuubi ItaNaru LxLight yaoi yuri. Now adopted by Imperial Mint.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Light Y.