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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fox Lord by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto been sent to a world of swords and magic before returning to his home world leading an army with him. But it isn't an army of the light. Base on the world of Warcraft and other fantasy games. Now is a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,148 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Dreams Banished by somebody51232 reviews
Naruto is banished after retrieving Sasuke. Soon Konoha is in a war and losing and the only person that can help them is the one they abused for so long…naruharem re-writing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U.
Black Knight : The Chronicles of Potter by BUYA Shinkenshi reviews
Shortly after his sixth birthday, young Harry Potter escapes the abusive Dursley household, never to be seen again. Nine years later a vicious killer with the handle Riddick rises to take his place. Problem is...Riddick doesn't want anything to do with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Upon Dragon Wings by Abby Ebon reviews
For Chaos Silk. MurtaghxEragon. Slash. When Saphira, the last female dragon comes of age to mate, only Thorn can answer her need. What then, would this mean for Eragon and Murtagh who must now share this bond, binding Rider and Dragon alike?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,547 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Age of Deception by Takeda Lee reviews
The sun has set for the Wizarding World, and the moon has risen on the horizon to replace it. Soon the moon will set at the dawning of a new day. Things appear much different under the stars, and all falsehoods are stripped away by the light of the moon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Withdrawn by Redfox19 reviews
After six years in Azkaban for the murders of Ron and Hermione, Harry Potter has hidden deep inside his mind. Now everyone must deal with this turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Memoirs of a Shadow by Only Jack reviews
Naruto has never had the perfect life, always labelled for something out of his control. So what hapens when his life gets turned upside down, when 'a knight in shining armour' comes to save him from clutches of the orphanage?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Ghost Guardian by CrimsonCat101 reviews
Where was he? What about his wife and son? And why could no one see, feel, or hear him in any way, except this kid? [Yondaime's back!] Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,655 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Spring Time in the Fox Den by Shi no Tenshi 902 reviews
Kyuubi attacks, yet the Yondaime doesn't die nor is the Kyuubi sealed within Naruto. Instead Jiraiya stops Arashi from sealing the fox demon within his son, yet after that everything gets complicated. Oh and Obito is alive. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 303,391 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Destiny by Mechconstrictor reviews
A.U. Harry travels back in time to change the course of history. Something goes wrong and he ends up farther back than he intended. HarryDaphne. Will be Dark Harry later on. Manipulative Dumbledore. Ron and Hermione bashing. All chapters now re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,970 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiei Kitty! by Steven Kodaly reviews
At the beginning of Harry’s Sixth Year at Hogwarts, he receives a strange gift from Bellatrix Lestrange: a rather bizarre cat. Meanwhile, in Japan, Hiei of the Spirit Detectives has gone missing. Coincidence? Not on your life! Yaoi, Crossover Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P.
Vindicated by Aisyrk reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
A Cold Green by LooseCable01 reviews
Harry's brother is falsely accepted as the Boy Who Lived. Will Harry's neglect at the hands of his family and classmates drive him to Voldemort's side? When the chance of revenge is offered will he take it? AU, no slash as yet, some OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,202 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trapt Between Worlds by Let Me Be reviews
Naruto never wanted to be a shinobi.With the power to speak with the dead and do other strange things. Will Naruto be able to discover her heritage and at the same time keep her secrets from being revealed? Rated M for Naruto's use of foul language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,707 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Changes by Sara Silvermoon reviews
Naruto has been gone from the village for a number of years and when he returns he has undergone a lot of changes. Add a child into the mix with no idea who the father is and this is where I’m getting to ahead of myself...YAOI MPREG plz R&R RE-RE-WRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Summer skies is being rewritten by hidden in plain view reviews
itanaru onesided sasunaru Naruto hired to work at the Uchiha ranch for the summer finds the place nothing short of amazing, though starting of on the wrong foot with the younger Uchiha and the older one lusting over him,this summer is sure to be surprisin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ugly DucklingKu Ku Ru by silverrayne621 reviews
Throughout highschool Uzumaki Naruto has always been the odd man out. Since his foster parents practically disowned him, paying for college and rent is hard. What happens when his friend comes to him with a proposition? Will he change for a music career?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Art of Family by Echo the Insane reviews
Chapter Sixteen: Nothing Matters: It's time to fight the Nue, but what will the bird Kushinada-hime gave Takuma do? Elsewhere, Sasuke is moving towards Tsukene Mura. Someone appears before Arashi-tachi...It can't be! -I can't feel the pain anymore.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,371 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U.