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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Soundscape by SanadaSayuri reviews
He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Wicked Game by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash HPss When a darker and very Slytherin Harry Potter has his life at Hogwarts clash with his abusive past a certain muggle is given a taste of just why his parents always feared the boy with killing curse green eyes. Will there be death or redemption?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,768 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bring a Bowl by snarfy reviews
Rewrite. Through some sort of mishap that life threw at him, Harry ends up being a resident in Naruto's mind. With nothing better to do he decides to help. AU. Yaoi, yuri, and het. NarutoHP xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Which Came First? by Corwalch reviews
HighlanderStargate XOver. Methos finds something unexpected at an auction where he is trying to regain some pieces of his past and that of one of his former teachers. This is a one shot as of right now.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Methos, D. Jackson - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tricks of the Trade by Diamond Mask reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crimson Sorrow by nlblake reviews
Naruto's back in Konoha, ordered to take on a Genin team and not exactly pleased about it. Can Sasuke kit their friendship and Genma heal a broken heart? SasukeNaruto friendship, GenmaNaruto pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Communication Changes by meikouhaikitsune reviews
At the age of three, Harry's magic manifested, it turned him into a snake and human hybrid. Vernon would have none of that, but the Dark Lord certainly would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Signs and Warnings by lembas7 reviews
Evil comes in many forms. And it doesn't need to be believed in to exist. Stargate:SG1, Supernatural crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,616 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Zero Pressure by Dokugin reviews
Naruto Uzumaki's a simple boy, with a simple dream of finding his place in the world. However, it's kind of hard to find a place in a world, especially when you're considered one of the world's most dangerous men and you've got a Demon Fox inside you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Raising Harry: La Vida Muggle by aramie.greyson reviews
AU. Harry is raised in the muggle world, by an American muggle 'witch'. OC heavy. First in a series. See author's profile for full summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,900 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Wings of a Rider by goddessofsorrow reviews
Harry learned about the wizarding world at four and started to learn magic. At eight he became a model and a musician at nine. How will the wizarding world will deal with the famous BoyWhoLived in both world and his ideas… Smart!Powerful!Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Deadly Love by Kay Campbell reviews
OneShot kinda: Itachi sets his eyes on an unaware victim. Uzumaki Naruto. But just what does the missing nin want? NarutoXItachi I've decided to leave it at that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto by Jimmy Coin reviews
AU. Naruto makes a bet with Iruka that in one year's time, he can become a Hand Seal master. After successful completion of his test, Naruto must learn to cope with his emerging power, training alone, and training his own team. No romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Angel Wings by darkestdepths90 reviews
During the fight on the bridge, a new power emerges that could even threaten Kyuubi no Kitsune. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,899 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Royal pain in the is beign rewritten by hidden in plain view reviews
To the Uchiha royal family, Look my father, Lord Uzumaki Arashi is forcing me to ask for a date from the 'handsome' Uchiha brothers. So now that I have would you be so kind as to burn this letter and pretend you never saw it. Thanks,Naru Itafemnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Rising by lazyxhime reviews
After Sirius’ death, Harry has to answer the call, but will Dumbledore allow him to? With help, Harry will become stronger. He needs to do something but something else blocks his way. PowerfulCreatureGrayHarry WeasleyHGADbashing slash UPDATED! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Ancient's Bane by Kalistar reviews
Crossover wSGA. After Voldemort's attack, Harry is found by the Sheppard family. Plagued by dreams of a deserted city and a fearsome enemy, will Harry and John find the means to save them all or will the Ancient's bane conquer both galaxies?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 227,305 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., John S.
Of Kings and Wizards by SeulWolfe reviews
The heir to the throne is stolen as a baby, but no trace of the prince was ever found. Years passed, and the king gradually lost hope. Then one day...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Iruka's journal by kitsunegyrl reviews
A dark and strong Iruka and Naruto fic.AU Minor OOC.Shounen Ai rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
Bound By Prophecy by Elpin reviews
H/D. "Either must die at the hands of the other" At the final battle Draco kills Voldemort, while Lucius kills Harry. Will Harry's task ever be over, or will destiny pull him back? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,167 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy Is My Husband by Elpin reviews
The war's been over for quite some time. Harry's hardly ever seen, but one day he shows up at the Weasleys with something important to tell them: He's married! SLASH LMHP LuciusHarry with a side surprise pairing. This story is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,820 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Torn between Sides by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Chris. Demon:Harry. Damien took over the life of Harry Potter, was adopted and then lost the Potters. When he finds out the truth of his existence he flees the Wizarding World and takes up the mantel of the Caete Ruin.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,561 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Elise R., Harry P. - Complete