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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pandemonium by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru one-shot* Fox Demons can see within the threads of life, all the different possibilities of every soul. Naruto had never cared about the 'what if's, but Kyuubi always had a knack for torturing his vessel...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
How much for your love? by Lita21 reviews
One was a prodigy, with nothing but emptiness inside, losing himself little by little,the other was the Kyuubi´s container, who only felt hate and anger from others.They both felt something was missing. Until fate brought them together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Epitome of a Soldier by WingsOfADream reviews
Instead of being sent to the Dursleys, Harry was hidden away, his magic allowed to grow undisturbed, until the day came when Dumbledore would wake him. Only Dumbledore died. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dehctiws by Abby Ebon reviews
AFFnet, Gizmopup Challenge. Slash. Willow's spell goes wrong & Xander Harris pays the price. Harry Potter takes a hit from a spell meant for Draco Malfoy, & lands on a planet with three suns. Riddick finds them both.HP&BtVS&PitchBlack&TCoR.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,760 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Savin' me by Shadowed Tigress reviews
When Harry destroyed the last Horocrux, he was hit in the backlash. Severus brought him to America to recover. Unfortunately for him, Smallville isn't as peaceful as he thought it would be. Smallville Crossover. Clark/Harry/Lex pairing. **SLASH**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,639 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Sacrifice by Sandlewood996 reviews
Duty, honour and love clash with a thirst for vengeance when a decade old lie is finally revealed. How far would YOU go for love? NaruIta, onesided SasuNaru, YAOI! WARNING! RATED STRONG M! May contain violence, coarse language & adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Jinchuuriki Chronicles by killslay reviews
AU 7 years ago, the Kages sealed away the Jinchuuriki to assure that they would no longer be used as weapons against one another. Now, they're back and ready to avenge themselves against the villages that betrayed them. brotherly!NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Konoha Do Not Call List by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
In which the occupants of Konohagakure give the telemarketers a run for their money in a collection of 500 word one shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,837 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Little Pet Merlin by Kitsune-Demoness reviews
Harry didn't grow up as the abused child living in the cupboard under the stairs, nor grow up serving and slaving for the Dursleys. He grew up a Pet to the most notorious vampire in all of England. Hellsing's Pet abomination. And he's quite happy where he is, Thank you very much!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Harry P., Alucard
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Demon's Hold by Tsukishiro reviews
Everything was perfect. Misunderstanding and conflict had become nonexistent within the village hidden in the Leaves. But little did the villagers know that everything came with a price... WARNING: Yaoi OOC DEATH KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Illusory Reality by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
After dying at the hands of Orochimaru, Kyuubi saves him and he finds himself waking up as a ten year old brat, who has a family with the Yondaime as his father, but the worst is yet to come as Naruto discovers that he brought the snake along for the ride
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Stop crying for Otousan! by XBECKX reviews
The never ending joy of utter pampering to one's son. Minato never ending problems all start with a bundle of blonde haired joy. Childhood fanfiction of Father & Son. Naruto and Minato
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
For the Love of a Goof by brezo-1816 reviews
DustinHunter and the trials that their love has to go through to survive. Hints of ShaneCam and BlakeTori. Please read author's note!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Dustin B., Hunter B.
Intermission by Dingo reviews
Hunter, Dustin, Cam, and Cam’s confusion. Sequel to Interlude.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Dustin B., Hunter B. - Complete
A Gift From Above by BlackAngel02 reviews
After a brutal attack on Inuyasha, powers that he didn’t know he had are unlocked. A common enemy brings the brothers closer together. Sess/Inu Warning: yaoi, rape, mpreg, lemon. OOCness. No flames. Chapters under revision.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Trust and Betrayal by NatsuhiboshiStar reviews
Naruto has been captured due to a betrayal. He learns to never trust again, and begins to lose all hope. Can those who love Naruto save him from Akatsuki's grasp? Will he ever be the same again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ravenscourt by Kyuunarusaku reviews
Naruto is fed up with everything.Sasuke left,Gaara almost died.Everybody around him is leaving because he isn’t strong enough to stop them.He needs to be stronger.What happens when two Akatsuki members come to capture him, and he leaves willingly? hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Show Them Madness by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Naruto was pushed to far early on in life, shattering his sanity and humanity. The Kyuubi seeing her chance uses his lose to change him into her own DEMONIC kit. Follow him as he embraces the darkness and seeks his revenge. NO flames please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,715 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kitsune no Shoujo by KinKitsune01 reviews
A mischievious grin on her face, she added the finishing touches to her masterpiece. This would teach the villagers to stop looking at her as if she was a.. a monster. FemaleNaruto, SasuNaru. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U.