When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.

Xander goes with a different costume for Halloween after winning a prize.

Subject Zero wasn't the only criminal caged in Purgatory. Hundreds of thousands once called that cold abyss home. But there are some things that should never be unleashed, forces best left untapped. Now, a new terror has been released into the galaxy. But is he a friend or foe? Either way, it'll be one hell of a ride on the way down. Narutoxharem. Mass Effect 2.

Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.

A series of random one shots set in the world of the Falls.

Grunckle Stan tests the portal machine, but opening cracks in the fabric of the universe often has unintentional consequences. A pair of familiar faces with an unusual goal slips through the cracks causing trouble for the Pine twins.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

He killed the Fire Lord and saved the world. Created peace. But the cost was high. Hundreds of lives were lost in the struggle. He sacrificed himself for peace and the earth was forever changed. For one hundred years he has been gone. Away from the world. Now, its the dawning of a new age. And when he returns...everything has changed. NarutoxKorra! Covers books Three and Four! AU.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

Naruto's life changes as a result of finding a mask and a creed slowly built around an identity unknown to the world around him. "Stealth or destruction - no witnesses."

Something has gone terribly wrong at Jusendo. Now de-aged and wanted dead because of a case of mistaken identity, Ranma must learn more about this familiar but strange world. Found by one of the three Legendary Sannin, what impact would the Wild Horse have on the Naruto Universe with a secret hidden in Ranma's own body?

Tossed up into the dartboard: Some Ginger Snaps discards

Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!

A fic with an older pair of Pine Twins (just graduated from High School) deciding to take a last summer trip to Gravity Falls together before they have to head off to college. Gotta warn you, the focus of the story is Pinecest so if that isn't your thing just don't read it. Fair warning: story gets a tad smutty in later chapters...

I've uploaded parts of this story on my Tumblr, but I realized that I'd been neglecting my account here for a while... The focus of the story is light-hearted romance, Pinecest (Dipper x Mabel). I think its one of my better written ones & I hope you all enjoy! (recently changed to M rating for smut content). In case its not clear in the story they are older here (seniors in HS/18).

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After the defeats of Alduin, Haarkon, and Miraak, there is only one thing left to conquer: the stars. This is the story of what the Empire finds there.

What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.

Third in the Grey Lord series. Continues after the events of the Independence Lich. Covers the one hundred fifty years between the end of the Acrid invasion and the introduction of the Children of the Solar System to the Citadel Council. HP X ID4 X ME. INCOMPLETE.

Seems Necro the ASB got bored with how quickly Voldemort was vanquished, so he's decided to send some alien invaders to Earth. The second part of the Grey Lord Saga. HP X ID4. COMPLETE.

A confused dimensional traveller awakens in the Forest of Dean on October 31, 1981. He's been given ghastly powers and then left to his own devices. Will he rise into the Light, or will he descend into the Dark? Or, perhaps, will he take a third path, and become a Grey Lord? Self-insert with a twist. COMPLETE, UPDATED 09/18/13.

Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.