During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1

Mistakes are a universal constant, they are made constantly by every race that has ever been known. But mistakes made by a single Batarian ship and the Turians in pursuit of it, will have far more reaching consequences than most. Halo/Mass Effect Crossover, AU

Fayne doesn't really understand how this whole bound to fate thing works but that's probably because she has no memory of being bound to it herself. She understands why it's up to her to change things, really she does. But how could this world have made it as long as it has without her if literally everything everyone tries to do is fated to fail? It's just highly improbable.

Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

The Batarians have started something they can not stop. They will pay for their crimes against Humanity.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.

A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...

Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.

Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?

Trying to help Earth-born Shepard find her family, Liara makes a rather startling discovery. Really, the Illusive Man could give Miranda's father a run for his money as far as bad parenting goes.

A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!

Joker and Wendy are given a valuable opportunity for learning, outreach, and new friendships forged through common interests. Naturally, they are Not Happy about this. A Star Wars crossover.

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

Rumors and myths have always surrounded the Deathly Hallow's and the supposed Master of Death. But no one seemed to ask, the two very important questions, what does the job entail? And if death had a master, does that mean other jobs exist from the supernatural? AU Potter/DC cross, still looking for decent villain ideas

Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.

Previously Posted on a forum, now brought to you on the big Website. The first chapter of a crossover with a boy that doesn't quite know what he wants to do.

REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?

Sequel to "My Other Monster is a Warhound:" Four crazies crew a Titan...what could possibly go wrong?

What's it like to drive a Titan?

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Stabbed, late at night, in Hogsmeade Harry wakes up, face in the snow, in 1967. He isn't famous, he has no money, and no one has heard of Lord Voldemort. Becoming increasingly doubtful about the possibility of his return to the future he wonders if he may have to organise a little bit of a coup.

Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.

Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.