After the the Crucible is fired, the dark energy from the blast sends Commander Shepard someplace . . . different. Now her best (and only) chance to get home is a suicidal quest to destroy one ring. Fortunately Abigail Shepard is a rather old hat with suicide missions. Female Shepard, Vanguard, War Hero, Paragade. Post ME3 ending. Contains explicit language, heavy violence.

The somewhat realistic and humorous story of Harry Potter, if he grew up watching a little too much Star Wars. - This takes place in the real world, where Harry is inspired by Star Wars to learn magic and discover the wizarding world in new and interesting ways. Canon secrets are revealed and hints are hidden throughout the story to discover what is really happening at Hogwarts.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.

When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...

Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!

It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?

A child can not chose its parents and often a parent cannot chose its child, but sometimes others can chose for them.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

Immortality is a funny thing; some might think it a gift from the Gods themselves. Wouldn't it be wonderful to live forever? To never age? Never die? Would not one call that a blessing? More like a curse. I've died so many times now I've lost count, and yet I keep coming back, with everything intact. Yes, my life is cursed, and yet...I enjoy it. Narutoxharem! No hating, please!

Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!

It was suppose to be an easy assassination mission for Boba. Hunt down a rogue Imperial Admiral that betrayed the Empire and collect his reward money. But that quickly changed when he spotted a young child that reminded him of himself. That child's name is Harry Potter.

Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Self-Insert characters have potential to be enormously powerful because they enter the situation already knowing of the important secrets, events and people. But what if someone were to insert into a ninja world gone massively AU where NONE of that was true?

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!

During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.

In the future, Xander has become a soldier. Yet he still seems to be doing the same old things.

An oneshot in an off set of the universe of Take no Umbridge but not part of that series, where in Harry Potter takes over Slytherin

Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.

Thanks to Halloween Xander is Invited to join the Prestigious Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. this is a part of my 'You'll shoot your eye out collection over on TTH' i do hope you enjoy it.