Tara and Willow want a baby, and they know exactly who they want the father to be. Too bad they neglected to inform him. On hold.

Starting as a one-shot of smut, this may eventually turn into a series of ficlets exploring Shepard and Samara's experiences as they wander the galaxy. Samara/Femshep pairing. Cover artwork by Saltycatfish.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

Crossover with Harry Potter, SG1, and eventually Buffy the Vampire Slayer A rogue NID agent hides in Surrey while doing some tests and meets Harry Harry works for the Agent and they form of a bond of friendship changing both their lives. Harry/multi Harry/Ginny

It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!

Just a wee little oneshot because I can't get enough of these two. Self control? Never heard of it.

An unknown Hunter comes to Konoha only days after Tsunade is coronated as the Godaime. What could this person possibly want? Please Read and Review. Naruto X Various Women

DO NOT open this if you have a sophisticated sense of humor. Also do not open this if you want any semblance of a plot or purpose in what you read. In fact, it's probably better if everyone just stays away from it all together. I promise this one will stay a one shot.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.

What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?

"Oh Azkica, Tangerine Terror, Bringer of the Ancient Awesome, grant me your power! VERTO!-TTBAYO!" Join the worlds greatest shinobi/wingman as he braves war, demons, evil carnies, space-time hijinks, gullible allies, and incompetent summons in an attempt to help his coworker score with a princess. Oh, and save the world, but what's new about that? Parallel story to SotOR.

After the fight with Saffron, Ranma decides that the fight was much too close for comfort, and he needs more and better techniques. The question is, where can he learn them, and who from? A chance encounter with a couple of classmates, gives Ranma the a

One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Blake Shepard, aka "Black Dog", infamous former gang member gone Alliance soldier, Hero of Elysium and N7 recipient, trained by Captain David Anderson himself , until the time comes when his mettle is tested. He is given the title of Spectre, and with it, the mission to track down the traitor Saren Arterius. This can only have a violent end. TalixShepardxLiara for ME1.

The girls cast a spell

After talking with Willow after their break-up, Tara needs comforting.

Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.

The war had been won, but not without great loss. Death had become his only companion. But the Gods beyond the Vale had called to him, whispering of a new home. A new purpose. Casting aside his name and passing through the Veil, Harry Potter became Shadow; guardian of the Stark Household. However, a new evil is rising. Winter is Coming. NOTICE: MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.