We're sorry, but Harry won't be coming to Hogwarts. A series of crossover shorts, one-shots and snippets. Rated T for safety

Harry and Luna go back in time to Harry's first year in order to undo a great wrong (and maybe save some lives too).

Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!

ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.

A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tesco James Potter, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to: Well away from any lunatic wizards.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.

All at once, realization struck Miranda like a bolt of lightning, and the unforeseen transformed into the inevitable.

Shepard is jealous of the geth. So, he takes steps to rectify the problem, leading to some rather unexpected consequences... A concept 'what if' elaborated into a full-on 'for want of a nail' story with "more twists than a pretzel factory caught in a tornado." Rated for some violence and a tiny bit of fowl language. Yes. Language about birds.

Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.

Lois Lane always manages to find trouble. When she interferes with Clark trying to use the Legion ring to prevent being exposed by Linda Lake she causes the mother of all rewinds in time. Now, he'll make the best of things in ways that any average super powered teenager would. CLOIS

Uzumaki Naruto didn't receive the time and attention he needed to really shine until after the Chuunin Exam. Hyuuga Hinata was constantly put down and belittled. What would happen if they helped give each other the things they needed most?

Commander Shepard's birthday is coming up. Miranda wants to do something special for her boyfriend. Unfortunately, she's not very good in regards to gifts. So, she meets up with her sister, Oriana, for some advice on what a good gift for the Commander might be. Oriana suggests something rather... intimate.

In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!

"I have a proposal for the ship," Grunt boomed. "I think we should bring a varren on board. They have their uses in battle, and it could make an excellent addition to the team." "Absolutely not," Shepard immediately replied. "This is a warship, Grunt, not a flying zoo" ...And in the meantime, Jack and Miranda are finding new and inventive ways to piss each other off. Comedy (ish)

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

An Omake file/ Prequel for Shinobi of the Alliance. If you want backstory for SotA, you'll probably find it here.

The UNSC becomes the Systems Alliance after it allies with the Sangelli, the Unggoy and the Lekgolo/Mgalekgolo. When the Turians enter SA space they are in for a rude awakening- the Council are not the most powerfull military force in the universe. ON HIATUS!