Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.

*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*

*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*

07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!

yeah, the damn song meme. Rated for lots of bad language and semi-SC, angst, bad humour and oocness. Beware my horrid drabblage. I needed the practice.

The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.

2007movieverse: drabbles: The newest addition to the Decepticon team has Frenzy acting... well, normal... much to the chagrin and amusement of the guys. Warning for cussing and implied smexings between spastic bots

[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.

Sam and Mikaela, sittin' on Bumblebee, K I S S I N G...how does Bumblebee feel about this, anyway?

2007 movie. SamXBee and others. Never underestimate the fairy tales or Annabelle! Sweet and funny. Don 't want to give anything away...

When Sam gets sick its up to Bumblebee to take care of him, samxbee

His mission had become his reason to exist; his entire world narrowed inexorably to one single purpose: Keeping his charge safe. Bumblebee/Sam, 2007 Movie, AU, DARK.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

Movieverse: Jazz gets shot in the... well.. you know. Bumblebee and Chase turn each other into scrap, and LIKE it. Sam/Bee's POV. Another appearance by borrowed OC Malena Banes. Total crack/smut. Rated for the smut, and my foul mouth. Hope ya enjoy.

Ironhide is attacked while minding his own business... and not by Decepticons Crackfic, no smut. The sequel to 'The Birds and the Bee'.

The wild birds in Sam's neighborhood make the Decepticons look like kittens. Happy, fluffy humor. Very slightly implied BeeXSam slash. Rated for language.

Bumblebee falls for the human woman he accidently runs over while being chased by Barricade. Some Humor. Includes vampires. Lucien LaCroix amongst others. MmMMMm.. Vampires and giant robots. Rated for language and smut.

Bumblebee gives Sam a very special birthday present. Warning:SLASH

MOVIEVERSE SamxBumblebee SEQUEL TO COMBUSTION. After the struggles of the last few weeks, Sam and Bumblebee think they have finally escaped and can live their lives in peace. But with 3 different factions after them, their time and choices are running out

MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.

Washing your car shouldn't be erotic. However, when said car keeps playing nothing but sexy love songs it's kinda hard to dismiss the idea. Pure humor intended, nothing graphic! Rated for pervy Bumblebee. BumblebeeSam

Ironhide watches Annabelle [Will Lennox's daughter] one day. Lots of fluff and robot tenderness!Very very sweet. Toothrotting sweet! Loves! Hope you like it!

Bumblebee watches Sam and muses on how fragile he is and how much he means to him. Sucky summary but the story is good. It's a little darker than what I normally write but oh well. Lots of fluff at the end! BumblebeeXSam

Response to the prompt Optimus Prime / Megatron / awkward. "Prime," Megatron growled, "Tell your flunky to shut up and help." movieverse. complete.