COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Can you be attracted to a drive core? Oh yes, you can. Tali, the drive core and EDI. Rated M for smut.

Being the Hokage does mean meeting some interesting people when they wish to move to Konoha. This new group though was certainly unique. Especially when they claim ties to some powerful clans.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!

Naruto Uzumaki has endured quite a lot in his life, though even he had to admit that losing his entire world was unexpected. Finding a home in the frozen land of the North, he decides to take a vacation. But there are always people who lust for power and forces that refuse to be controlled. Whether they stand in shadow, fire, or ice, he'll be ready for anything.

Xander's dating woes make him eligable for a very unusual job.

One-shot. Takes place after Attican Traverse: Krogan Team and Tuchanka in Mass Effect 3. Grunt's been laid up in the hospital after taking on the rachni on Utukku. Shepard decides to stop in and see how he's doing, and learns a little bit more about her krogan friend.

Two lonely souls get to know each other on the Normandy SR2. They laugh, they cry (well, one of them does), and they sleep together. Wait, I mean they use the same bed at the same time. No, that isn't right. Hmm, it seems you don't have to be drunk to mess that up! FemShep/Kasumi pairing set during the earlier days of Mass Effect 2. Rated M for language and sexual references.

The life and times of Thena Shepard, one letter at a time.

Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.

This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr

While the afterlife is supposed to be beyond the petty concerns of mortal life, sometimes events carry over. Rating for mention of sensitive subjects/concepts.

On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.

When Harry saw his godfather fall toward the Veil of Death in the department of Mysteries, he tried to push all his magic to reach Sirius in time before his demise, but life's never fair with Harry Potter, or is it? Harry in Star Wars universe. Force user Harry. Harry/Padmé. (AN/9 July 2016 : : I'm still alive guys but very busy, updates are coming, I promise)

Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.

Falling through space and time a reformed Psychotic is thrown into a strange new world.

Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for what he thinks will be a nice normal life. Only this life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!

Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."