A chicken finds its way onto the Normandy SR-2; chaos ensues. The humans are annoyed, the aliens are confused, and everyone is wondering: how did a chicken get on board in the first place? A response to a challenge posted by TenyumeKasumi in the Aria's Afterlife forum.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

ME3 ficlet. Javik, the Starboard Cargo, and the ghosts of some old memories.

ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.

Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

COMPLETE AU. The Force has decided to take matters into its own hands by sending Obi-Wan Kenobi back to the past following his death. Many things will change but only time will tell if these changes are enough to stop the rising darkness. Siriwan and Anidala. Rated T for safety. R&R please. Epilogue posted.

Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...

Kingsley Shacklebolt overhears Harry say several disturbing things. But are things really as they seem?

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

One shot between Garrus and Shepard concerning her new pet.

My submission for the Valentines Competition at Aria's Afterlife. The heart-wrenching tale of one writer's struggle to come up with an original romance idea.

Xander dies, but then is offered a job, one that he is uniquely suited for.

"As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted. The name is Harrison Strange. Former Young Avenger, current Avenger and son of the Sorcerer Supreme," The boy turned his face towards the staff, a smirk on his face – one that they had not seen in 14 years, "Pleased to meet you." HarryP./SusanB.

One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.

Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.

AU - Harry decides to take a year off and travel before deciding whether or not to join the Aurors. When he reaches L.A. he meets a peculiar waitress named Anne.

Being Harry Potter is tough enough, but five years after the end of the wizarding war Harry needed a vacation, packing his bags and camping solo in New Zealand somehow he fell into Middle Earth, on the eve of Bilbo's party. This is a Lord of the Rings book/movie fusion crossed over with Harry Potter, please read, enjoy and review.

Kaidan wants to confess, Shepard doesn't get it...

A series of snapshots of Val Shepard's life, arranged alphabetically. References to Shepard/Garrus and Shepard/Liara.

Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.