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Twittercaked by Rensong reviews
Things not to do on Atlantis by albert12 reviews
Application form by naw1111 reviews
25 Random Things by KrisK reviews
This is why we have Rules by gothfeary reviews
The Wraith Handbook of Jokes by Fandomatic reviews
Top Ten by Lady Lemons reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy by Seanait reviews
The Atlantean drinking game by Gundambaby reviews
10 Reasons by Gundambaby reviews
Surviving Pegasus by Gundambaby reviews
101 Things and more we would love to hear in SGA by Gundambaby reviews
Fifteen things not to do in Atlantis by xxxkimmixxx reviews
Jumper Bumper by Gundambaby reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
How To Annoy Or Scare Atlantis Personnel by poisonivy2115 reviews
213 Things Jack is No Longer Allowed to Do by forgottenone1385 reviews
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
50 things Sheppard thinks about during a meeting by Jammeke reviews
5 Ways not to by Jammeke reviews
Rules rule by Jammeke reviews
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
Personality by Jammeke reviews
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Founder: AquaBlue77 - Stories: 27 - Followers: 2 - id: 61903
Memos/Forums/Personality Tests/List's Of Do & Don't/Pick-Up Lines... All making the rounds of both the SGC + Atlantis. Sometimes collides via Data-Bursts and/or vessels. Tries to be impartial, meaning no Ships, but you can find Sam/Jack references in some. Also to others. Sorry. |
Twittercaked by Rensong reviews
SGA and Twitter. Nuff said.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
Things not to do on Atlantis by albert12 reviews
The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN’T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Application form by naw1111 reviews
Whet would Jack say in his application form?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
25 Random Things by KrisK reviews
The SGC responds to the Facebook craze.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
This is why we have Rules by gothfeary reviews
Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006
The Wraith Handbook of Jokes by Fandomatic reviews
These jokes literally suck! Let's not mince words, here. They're palmed off in this format because they're not good enough for regular human consumption... WARNING: may cause torturous groaning.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Top Ten by Lady Lemons reviews
Random, funny, and weird takes on anything and everything SGA related.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy by Seanait reviews
The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
The Atlantean drinking game by Gundambaby reviews
Or why it is so funny to watch SGA. Take a shot every time... New NEW CHAPTER! The '6 Months without new episodes' drinking game! SPOILERS! Do NOT try this at home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
10 Reasons by Gundambaby reviews
It has been quite some time, but here comes a new one! Why it is more fun to be: A Wraith scientist
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007
Surviving Pegasus by Gundambaby reviews
The ultimate guide how to deal with the craziest Galaxy right after the Milky way. 32th Chapter: How to write a mission report
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007
101 Things and more we would love to hear in SGA by Gundambaby reviews
As the title says, a bunch of lines yet to be heard in the series... Now continued, because you asked for it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007
Fifteen things not to do in Atlantis by xxxkimmixxx reviews
What not to do in Atlantis, starting with everyones favourite, Rodney Mckay! Updated the rating, due to a hint of a swear word.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007
Jumper Bumper by Gundambaby reviews
They are short, they are bright, they are Jumper Bumper Stickers! NEW CHAPTER!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
How To Annoy Or Scare Atlantis Personnel by poisonivy2115 reviews
Ways to annoy or scare Sheppard, Weir, Woolsey, Kavanagh, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Carson, Keller
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - John S.
213 Things Jack is No Longer Allowed to Do by forgottenone1385 reviews
Based of the 213 Things or the Skippy List
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - J. O'Neill
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
50 things Sheppard thinks about during a meeting by Jammeke reviews
Well, the title pretty much says it all.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - John S. - Complete
5 Ways not to by Jammeke reviews
... Get stuck in a Stargate, fall off a balcony, die... This is your personal not to do-guide, which will hopefully keep you alive in Pegasus. The most occuring subjects are being treated; you should be safe with this in your pocket.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Rules rule by Jammeke reviews
To prevent chaos, Elizabeth created a special forum where she can post rules to keep everyone in check. Unfortunately for her, the expedition members can also react to the topics. Chaos ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Personality by Jammeke reviews
Sheppard found a strange message in his inbox and got the ball rolling. By now, the mail's become unstoppable, leaving annoyance in its wake. It's even accomplished what no wraith ever managed to pull off... Reach Earth. Keller's chapter is now up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.