"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.

Sick and tired of the magical world, Harry decides he needs a drastic change of scenery, and what's a more drastic change than an entirely new world? On to the next great adventure!

A dwarf cleric miscasts a miracle for some barrels of beer. Harry, age six, is chosen and taken to the Material Plane. Now at thirty-one, Archduke and powerful axe wielding warrior of might and magic, he finds with his fellow adventurers a mirror that acts like a portal and is connected to the veil. What world will he end up choosing in the end? D&D crossover. Adult Harry.

Mr Potter had thought the golden days of his life had long gone, until he receives a visit from a certain one-eyed director from an organization in the business of avenging.

When the female crew members of the Normandy decide it's would be a good idea to mettle in Shepard's private life, she decides to play along. With Garrus's assistance of course. Takes place during ME2.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Post-Destroy ending - Shepard wakes up in an old hospital that was pressed back into service. Now that he's awake, everyone wants a piece of the returned hero - Jack stood vigil in his room, yet ends up last in line. Still, in the middle of the night, patience is rewarded. Nearly pure smut. Sorry. Or, you're welcome. One of those.

After discussing her purpose with Commander Shepard, EDI decides that she'll find one in her relationship with Joker. That means entering previously uncharted territory. Is she up for it or will the spontaneity prove too much for her? For the Valentine's Day competition in Aria's Afterlife forum. (One-shot.)

For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day competition. Right before Shepard and Tali can finally consummate their love, they get interrupted by Miranda and Jack fighting ... again. Ch2: Aria reads an online dating profile for Mordin Solus, and decides to contact him.

An empire ruled by an iron fist, treachery spanning decades and restless souls stalking the lands. Never did Naruto imagine to land in such a world, but he is not about to let that stop him. Be it spirits, demons or assassins, many will try to hinder his journey on the road that will change the fate of many...for better or worse. ABANDONED

It's been fifty years since Commander Shepard defeated the reapers, but you might have to remind her of that...

Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.

Can a young quarian engineer, who has never known war, and a human man, who has seen more than most, find love among the stars? An (eventually) trilogy-spanning story of M!Shep and Tali'Zorah that will grow farther from canon as it gets longer. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual content (eventually). ME1 arc now complete.

Harry Potter is not a success. A failure as an Auror and with a string of failed relationships he is living proof that money can't buy you happiness. Eventually he finds himself working with George Weasley at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. There he finds himself caught up in a new round of dangerous and deadly events. Now he is a wizard out of time and a long way from home. AU Epilogue

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

The aliens aboard the Normandy find a surprising figure in Earth's history and the adoration begins. masseffectkink prompt

A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.

EDI, with Liara and Shepard's permission, gives Samantha a few things to help her relax. Only they do the complete opposite.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.

Gardner finds the score of a lifetime on the Citadel: a live chicken! But when he returns to the Normandy, he discovers that it may be more trouble than it was worth. Crack one-shot, rated T for one word.

Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...

The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.