Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.

Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.

Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.

A Mass Effect One-shot detailing the life and betrayal of Lantar Sidonis. This story runs parallel to my main Shakarian fic: Sense and Flexibility (meaning that it happens in the same timeline). History and timeline goes a little off-canon. Rated T for mild swearing.

Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.

So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

The introduction of Shinobi to the galaxy becomes a catalyst for change, with a certain blonde Maelstrom in the center of it along with the crew of the Normandy.

Ask any member of the Bane family how it got its start, and they'll tell you of how the matriarch of the family had stolen a great treasure. But, as we all know, there are two sides to every story...

Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.

Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.

This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...

Garrus learns why Shepard paints her face, and then he shows her the turian way.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.

Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.

One Shot. What would happen if the Sorting Hat was unable to sort Ron?

Pointless Femshep/Liara fluff, in which they try to find names they can agree on for those little blue babies. Kinkmeme fill. Rated M for sexual situations.

The first thing I noticed (or felt really, not sure which, but that's beside the point) was the pounding migraine that was taking up residence in my head. I felt like I was in a head on collision with an eighteen wheel big rig. Felt like my entire brain was demanding out of my skull and wasn't taking no for an answer... This will be multiple genres.

Companion Story to my Ranma In Konoha tale, this tells the flip side of switch, with our bubbly ninja getting dropped in the vat of conflicting imperatives that was once Ranma's life.

Shepard gained quite the reputation on the SR-1 as a terrible driver. With the discovery of the M-44 Hammerhead on the SR-2, that reputation continues to follow her. Collection of connected one-shots. Takes place during ME2. Heavy emphasis on Shakarian. Rated M for Part 4.

just a whim, playing with the SM Crossover Challenge creator. May be finished, expanded on, or not.

A favorite of mine, and one of Celeste's before she died. Back by popular demand. You've seen the movies, what if they decided to do the Ranma show?

A take off of the usual cross between Star Wars and Ranma, where I have a great deal more fun than ought to be legal. Soon looking toward expansion

A bit of whimsey, a bit of wine, and fantasy, my dear, is mine.