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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
I'm Married To Who! by Seto's Darkness reviews
What do you expect with Sasuke and Naruto married for their Home Econ Project? [SasuNaru high school AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lone Flower by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto likes his bodyguard, Sasuke, but things aren't as simple as they seem. Since Sasuke's a spy that's hired to kill Naruto. [SasuNaru, others, YAOI, shounenai, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Any Love by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru! A angsty little smutty oneshot ficlette thing. Naruto thinks of Sasuke Sasuke is being perverted, lots of...stuff...and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Midnight Jutsu by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When You Wish by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
A capsule is opened and their love is exposed. A sweet little candy coated oneshot for the fluff adicts out there. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chosen by Ai no Sabaku reviews
[AU SasuNaru Inuyashaxover] He had been chosen to save the village. And now, he was chosen again, for a completely different reason, one he never expected. Space and time are nothing compared to the prospect of gaining ultimate power. [Updated]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,162 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Win A Prince's Heart by Cherry Daze reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] After receiving his first Alevel mission Naruto dreamt of danger and action, not of dresses and wigs and especially not of fighting 68 catty girls for the right to marry a prince he thought was a complete bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reviving Assassination by Yamazakura reviews
[sasunaru] It was yet another assassination attempt. How many were there Konohomaru couldn't tell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Ghost Without Regret by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
A supposed moaning ghost is plaguing Konoha and Tsunade is forced into sending a team to investigate. What they find, however, is entirely different and it just might traumatize them. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is My Life by strength-91-possibility-none reviews
Pairing sasunaru and some kakairu. Kakashi uses a new jutsu to meddle with Sasuke and Naruto's lives and hopefully help them become closer to each other. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,827 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Mr Romeo Became Emo by kairincutie reviews
Summary: AU, Yaoi SasuNaru GaaNeji Uchiha Sasuke always has and always will have issues with his brother Itachi. His friend Neji is hiding in the closet with Gaara, the heir of his Uncle’s business rival. Now, tell me, don’t they have a problem?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Hunt! by Ashrey reviews
Uzumaki clan gives a shocking announcement to the village! That their only heir, Naruto, will only get marry with the strongest clan! What will happen if Konoha’s most wanted bachelors decide to practice their seduction skills at him? AU, ukeNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Truth or Dare? by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No One, but ME by thepragmatist reviews
Got that Naruto? No one but ME get's to touch you like that. Sasuke's being a little Posessive. Auish. SasuNaru Yaoi, Limeish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Kitsune Rane reviews
It's Naruto's eighteenth birthday and he really isn't a fan of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Warm Bride by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
It is an Uchiha tradition to marry in the summer of one’s 17th birthday and Sasuke doesn’t plan on breaking it. The only dilemma is convincing the bride. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SOS by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
AU Titanic!Naruto style! Naruto a poor boy searching for a new life on yonder, meets Sasuke a young rich man who is searching for a soul mate, on the ship everyone is talking about. SasuNaru Got Yaoi? Hell yes!XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Because Only You Deserve The Best Of Me by Byakko Ta reviews
Naruto-kun... Do you wish to stay in this place, or come with me? The question surprised both of them: one was surprised by the offer, the other that the offer came from his mouth. Edited
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Learn To Be Lonely by Byakko Ta reviews
...I only do this because it's the only way you guys notice me... Any attention you throw at me is good enough for me... even your anger. As long as you see me...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
China Doll Kitsune by Byakko Ta reviews
You're mine. Mine to crave. Mine to love... Only mine! Sasuke growled to his beautiful Kitsune. Naruto didn't disagree with him... he only lifted his chin, showing his neck to his lover in surrender.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prom Night by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sure, Sasuke and Naruto got expelled after that, but hey, who needs school when they've got each other? [SasuNaru, pretty much crack. XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kataomoi by StormyMist reviews
Naruto has been waiting for Itachi and longing for him to come back. But Itachi was a wanted nin...was it really possible? Even so, Itachi comes over one night and proves to him he really does love him. ItaxNaru, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete