Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.

Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.

Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

"If I can wake up from being dead for two years and shoot a mech's face off with ease, I'm pretty sure my 'Those-two-used-to-have-sex' radar is working just fine."

Shepard's been newly posted on the Normandy, but aliens REALLY creep him out. One in particular. A series of humorous one-shots. Starring Nihlus the Spectre.

ME2, FemShep. Silly piece of nonsense that has been rattling around in my head for a while. What happens when Shep knocked back a few before chatting with TIM? Or, rather, what could happen? Quite unrealistic.

Garrus doesn't understand why his commander would want to engage in such frivolous things with him, but he's never tried it with a human, and if it makes her happy ... he'll give her the best damn game of Twister she's ever played. One-shot, Garrus/fShep.

Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali

Jack convinced Miranda it would be titillating to have sex in Shepard's room. Their fun is interupted by unexpected visitors.

The Krogan woman who put in the single breeding request on Tuchanka wants to meet Shepard.

Shepard convinces Garrus to just dance. They were fine when they were in Shepard's cabin by themselves. Except...shore leave happens. But what happens in Flux, doesn't stay in Flux. A special guest appearance by Westerlund News reporter Khalisah Al-Jilani

Tali and Shepard reminisce about the SR-1's old tank as they look at the SR-2's new one.

With Dr. Chakwas occupied, Shepard turns to Mordin Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.

In which Jack asks another important question.

Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.

FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.

Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.

An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.

Shepard bumps into Liara on the Citadel at a young age. Awkwardness soon follows after fast forwarding years later, when, after a meld, Liara accidentally uncovers the memory for both of them.

In a small town in northern England, a boy with great magical powers is born. Not to be threatened, Lord Voldemort attempts to dispose of the boy with an ancient, evil magic. Many years later, the boy returns as Darth Cadmus, the feared Dark Lord of the Sith. Unaware of his wizarding ties, how will Cadmus choose to affect the Wizarding World? Rated M. Chapter 12 rewritten.

Harry sacrifices himself to defeat Voldemort and is catapulted into another universe, the Stars Wars Universe! M to be safe as there will probably be some language.

AU. Rather than Benezia having sole custody, Aethyta was the one to raise Liara. Thus, Dr. Liara T'soni is the galaxy's foremost expert on the Protheans, wears and drinks like an Alliance sailor, hits on everything sapient, and has never encountered an argument that couldn't be solved by a headbutt followed by swift kick in the quad.

Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.

A sequel to "The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig". After Emperor Palpatine orders his death, Harry Potter has no choice but to join the Rebel Alliance. ABANDONED