MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.

How does one cope with learning that they have a past they never knew? How does one learn to live up to their old selves? How does one piece together a life from broken shards? Watch Harry relearn to use his powers and discover not just who he was but who he really is!

My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.

The child arrived in the Shire - so unlike the rest. One who could change more than world. See profile for standard disclaimer. BEING EDITED and re-uploaded as each chapter gets re-written. Needing a beta reader, message for details.

Boris returns from a trip to England with a small child. Enlisting the help of Hankmed, he raises Harry to be strong and independent. When the Wizarding World comes looking for their savior will the be pleased with the aristocrat Harry appears to be? And will Harry return to a world that left him on a doorstep without a care?

The two years between ME1 and 2 weren't just spent in limbo. Waking up in Spira with no ship, no crew, no weapons, and no bloody clue what's going on, Shepard will have to survive with just a partially-functioning omnitool and the suspicion that she's already technically dead. Pairings unlikely. Updates sporadically.

A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Harry Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.

At the end of his seventh year Harry Potter has defeated voldemort. But the war came at a price and his faith in humanity has been shattered. Transferred to a new world, he makes his place as the enigmatic 13th cyclon. Harry Potter nBSG crossover. OOC.

AU Post-Mass Effect 3, Shepard and Joker visit Tiptree.

A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."

YAHF. Xander wore a special costume no one could identify that night. No one knew what he did, and he claimed he didn't remember. But when he got angry, his eyes glowed... gold. I own nothing save my plot ideas.

What would happen if Keitaro wasn't such a spineless wimp? Badass Keitaro/Kitsune pairing.

Nick Fury, Odin and Xander walk into a room... Just wait for the punchline. Crackfic. Not associated with The Half Blind Date fic.

The world is not how it seems and Xander is about to have his eyes opened. He always wanted to be special, but maybe not this special. Not Slash! YAHF with a twist.

Post Avengers/ Sequel to Cognosco. Tony just wanted to one-up his buddy Loki. He never thought his experimentation on teleportation would pull some boy from a different universe into his lab basement. Harry's "first" day there is plain horrible: a botched CPR, parachuting without a parachute, and then his wand breaks. Merlin, he was only a researcher! Ch20: Push and Pull

Harry gets some much needed advice and decides to take a new look on life. Harry Potter/ Tracey Davis.

Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.

Batman meets Alex Mercer who is seeking to redeem himself for his past by ridding Gotham of its crime, but with extremely lethal methods. Now The Caped Crusader must find a way to contain Mercer before the Living Disease murders all but one of the super-villains in Gotham after the city is once again cut off from the world... with all of them trapped in it.

Xander discovers there is something more than human about himself while on his road trip. Xander Zod /Ursa.

Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.