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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
On the Wings of a Phoenix by makoyi reviews
AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,904 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Bind the Serpent by AnnaDruvez reviews
Kidnapped from the Dursley's Harry has more to face than Voldemort's death... Such as LV's new interests. Rated M for later chapters. HPLMLV Wow, an update!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - [Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,410 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Unicorn Child by Blue Lycan reviews
War is imminent and the people's only hope rests on the shoulders of Harry Potter. But in a cruel twist of fate Harry Potter is dead... but what happens when a strange man with a lightning bolt scar appears, speaking parsletongue and announcing war upon V
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,421 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005
Return Of A Savior by stephab reviews
The World is in turmoil, muggles and wizards live in the same world contaminated by darkness becuase of Voldemort, People are dying every day. And Harry Potter has been missing since he was one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
First Times and Second Chances by Mira Spiegel reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Harry into a parallel dimension where he had never been born, the Marauders are alive and Voldermort is ruling the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,873 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Severus S., OC
Harry Potter: The Ancient by HELPtheEVILchimpsATEmySOCKS reviews
On Harry’s 16th birthday he comes into his inheritance as a legendary Ancient. Now all types of people and magical creatures have come to Hogwarts seeking to claim Harry as their own. The Ministry and Dumbledore are all trying to control him but only with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Harry P.
Sniping Cobra by The Tooth Fairy reviews
HPYGO. The Dark Spirt Bakura. A nameless child with big green eyes. The Shadow Realm. The Ring. A name given. 'Rami means 'Sniper' in Arabic. Naja is Latin for 'Cobra'.' Dark!Insane!Powerful!Odd!Harry. No chance in hell of him going to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,788 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P.
It Starts With One Thing by The Tooth Fairy reviews
It starts with one thing. A change of fate that no one could have predicted. It changed everything. Because on that night so long ago,Harry Potter was taken from the Dursley's doorstep by a Vampiress.“Yes. Satu replied, now totally serious. Did you do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P.
Lost Time by Oddball-no.2 reviews
Hogwarts was burned to the ground while Harry and co. were left to fend for themselves. What none of them expected was a second chance to make up for lost time. A.U. NonHBP Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 107,288 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/12/2005
And Your World Shall Crumble by Olfrik reviews
Harry goes on an involuntary trip and uses it to get revenge on Voldemort, Dumbledore and the fates themselves. timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Azkaban Guards by Fanfix reviews
PostOoTP After being locked up at the Dursley’s, Harry is taken away to a new family, where the way of a Slytherin rules. Determination leads him to gain knowledge, seeking the power to destroy the Dark Lord for good. HarryBlaise *Temp. Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Mercury Ascendant by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Formerly called Serpent's Riddle, AU second year. What do you do when all you ever thought was true... isn't? A slightly different encounter in a bookshop is about to force Harry to confront just that. 1st in the Ascendancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hogwart's Child by marietsy2 reviews
A child is born that is Heir to Hogwarts. What happens when Dumbledore refuses to bring the child to Hogwarts? Hogwarts closes up and refuses to open until Dumbledore brings the child to Hogwarts. Will Dumbledore bring the child or will he refuse? What ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,045 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Mistake by Aki JS reviews
AU As a baby, Harry vanquishes the Dark Lord in front of Lucius Malfoy. Lucius, seeing the oppurtunity to gain greater power, takes Harry in as his child. But while Harry slumbers in the arms of a Death Eater, his sister is hailed as the Girl Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Roth and the Philosopher's Stone by Myrr reviews
10 years ago Harry Potter vanished, now the year he is supposed to begin his first year at Hogwarts a boy with silverhair, green eyes, and a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt arrives at Hogwarts. This boy’s name is Harry Roth. HP & Final Fantasy VII
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P.
Eight Summer's Time by Kaaera reviews
PG just to be safe. Harry Potter disappeared the summer before his 6th year at Hogwarts, everyone knows that. One year later, who's this mysterious man that Hogwarts herself seems to listen to? AU SuperpowerHarry fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
The Ends Vs The Means by Kaaera reviews
The Ends Justify The Means', except Harry doesn't really think so. So he makes that clear. oneshot, rating for some violencedecapitation. r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete