Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.

Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?

A dutiful son provides for his parents.

Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.

After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Betrayed by the world of the Wizards, Harry finds himself in new lands and surrounded by great powers. Adventures aplenty await as Harry delves deep into the history of magic, but is there a sinister side to all this? And if so, which side will he choose? ON HIATUS!

Tragedy strikes Hinata-Sou as an incident sends Keitaro to the brink of death. Tempers flare when the blame game begins and the girls begin to realize how much he truly means to each of them. But is it too little, too late?

Naru does the unthinkable, shattering Keitaro's soul. This is his journey as he picks up the pieces.

Harry Potter makes a wish upon a shooting star, and ends up in the Mass Effect Universe. Follow him as he tries to live in this new universe, all the while preparing for the Reapers and trying to find a scientific way home.

Harry Potter finds himself stranded on an unknown planet with Aria T'Loak after their transport is attacked. Watch as Aria unravels the secrets of young Potter as well as his unusual power. And How did Harry end up in the future anyways?

The sins of the girls changes Keitaro in more ways than one. And they have one month to atone for it, or be broken up forever. An interactive dark LH story that I will start and other authors will finish. Rated T for some language and angst.

What happens when Keitaro blows a fuse? And finally the 5th chapter is up.

It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

At one point in the manga, Kaolla Su revealed to Keitaro and Naru that she could occasionally appear older than she was. It wasn't ever really followed up on in either the manga or the anime. So I decided to put my own spin on it. Enjoy!

Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi

After great tragedy Harry is left alone in the world, but what happens when he is dragged into another one? "Who are the ancients and what do you mean I'm in a different Galaxy!"

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

After a tragic accident, Keitaro is presumed dead, but in reality, he is stranded alone on a desert island. How will the girls react with the sudden loss of their manager? How will Keitaro cope with being all by himself?

AU: Keitaro's finally had it. Never more will he stand the punishment that he is being delt by the so called Hinata 'girls.' Poor gentle Keitaro's finally snapped. Can the girls pull him out of his cycle of darkness before its too late?

When Keitaro came back from his trip to America with Seta, the ladies of the Hinata dorm found a changed man. What if his mentor was not the driving influence during his time away? And what if one of these interests decided to follow him back home?