Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING, SOME MATURE CONTENT.

Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru

The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]

Tsunade is not a hero. She is a leader and a healer, but she is not a hero. [loose prequel to Sixth, ShikamaruSakura, oneshot]

Being a superhero is by no means a safe occupation. However, Virgil had never expected that he might not be the one to get hurt. Character death.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Like somebody's groping through my mind... (Silent Hill 2)

When Shikamaru, Hinata & the Sand Trio are sent on a mission to an unfamiliar country, inexplicable facets of the mission itself alongside tensions within the group cause things to spiral quickly out of control.

Oneshot, Tobito theory, Deidara POV. But then I remind myself that this isn’t the Uchiha any more, and he never will be again. This is Tobi, blundering, bumbling Tobi. A shell of the man he once was.

A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.

Tres & Esther. "Humans live to die, and that is a very well known fact, Sister Esther." And then Esther smiled, because this cool, efficient man knew so much and so little all at the same time. "Then what do androids live for, Tres?"

Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.

Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.

Whatever Zabuza asked of him, Haku would always provide. Mild ZabuzaHaku, hair washing, nudity.

One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.

Most people live their lives in a straight line, but they've all walked a circle with too many dead ends. Memories, regrets and the death of a friend. Sannin fic.

From the sannin to the present- a look at how history repeats itself, and how it doesn't.

After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.

Many of Naruto's friends have wondered about IT, but only Naruto knows the truth... [mild Naruto crack, gen]

Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and Hyuuga Neji are sent on a mission one day. Things go downhill from there. Oneshotty, AU

Team Ten has a new goal to meet. [oneshot, gen, SPOILERS for 328 on]

People will surprise you sometimes. After Shikamaru's first mission as team leader, he and Naruto have a little talk. [loose sequel to Hidden in Plain Sight]