In essence, the Sixth Hokage is not Uzumaki Naruto, and he’s acutely aware of the fact. [futurefic, gen]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.

Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.

Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Where Neji smiles and Hinata laughs and Hanabi dances with joy. Where people stop and stare and point, but understand anyways. [ Beautiful ] NejiHina.

Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

AU. KakaIru. After a failing to kill his target, Kakashi never expected to find himself drowning in the ocean. Nor did he expect to be rescued by a merman…

[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.

Drabbles from various fandoms. Titles written in accordance with fandom and characters featured. See specifics within.

The life of a shinobi is never easy. Too many discover this young. (ShinoIno, multi-part)

[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.

Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]

In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.

At a crossroads in her life, Haruno Sakura considers the fate of those dearest to her.

Hiashi and Neji have a talk in the garden, and Hinata hides in the bushes. Implied incest.

Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.

Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot