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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Body Seal by Wandering Virus reviews
Unfortunately, Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu annoys Ebisu enough that the Jounin tutor performs a body seal on the unsuspecting boy. Even more unfortunate is that the tutor can't unseal it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/1/2003
All As Planned by Sakata Ri Houjun reviews
One of Naruto's schemes goes awry when he discovers that he's not the only one who can use Oiroke no Jutsu. *SasuNaru*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2003
Nod and Smile: That's All He Did by QianYun reviews
[Slight SasuNaru] They never thought that this would happen once the Kyuubi was gone. They never expected to see the real truth. They couldn't believe that this had passed by them all. But it did and they paid for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of sharingans and Paradise by cutiechibi reviews
It was just an accidental kiss, that's all, that happened a memory ago... o.k., so he wanted it to happen again, and he wanted it to be better... too bad he didn't know how to do it! SasukeNaruto with a little KakashiIruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For my best friend by Chesiere Cat reviews
AU. What if Naruto did become Sasuke's friend after the massacre of the Uchiha clan? No pairing just chibi Naruto and chibi Sasuke's friendship. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Tattoo by firskey reviews
Sakura, Ino, and Hinata spy on Sasuke as he gets a tattoo and learn something very shocking… SasuNaru, onesided other pairings
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aigyou Ekiyougami Yoroshiku by Senket reviews
It would be hard' he thought, as his eyes glassed over, 'to leave my village, team & home behind. But I have to kill Itachi.' Sasuke Uchiha vanished into the night. He would not return till years later, when his last dream would collapse by his own fault
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The secret by mkh2 reviews
Naruto’s got a secret! Why is it that he seems to be so powerful ever since coming back from his training with Jiraiya? Sasuke is bound and determined to discover why. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Smile by Kaira-chan reviews
It will be alittle angsty. Basically, Sasuke snoops through Naruto's stuff and discovers alot of stuff about him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
For Those Who Are Precious by Sedris Kaine reviews
When Naruto returns to Konoha, will the people he swore to protect accept his sacrifice, or will he be rejected again? NaruIno, onesided NaruSaku. Set just after the Sasuke retrieval mission. on hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Sick by bluerosety reviews
Naruto is sick, Sasuke helps him get better, need to say more? SasuNaru Revise 4/10/12
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Demon Sharingan by Koushirou Uchiha reviews
Naruto dissapears for three years and then returns to Konoha, leaving his dark past behind him. What exactly happened while he was gone...and is that the reason he's so different? More importantly: what made him leave in the first place? SasuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A suprising return by Shinyaaaa reviews
ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru. Sasuke returned to Konoha, after defeating Orochimaru.. but now, he returned only to find out that Naruto is missing, and Itachi has a child. Spoilers up to ch.302, and mpreg mentioned. Shonenai Please review! no flames!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
When a smile disappeares by Solace-Flower reviews
Naruto is feeling unappreciated. But when he leaves Konoha, he runs into a certain red eyed fire demon his life changes forever. NarutoYu Yu Hakusho fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Naruto U.
In Each Other's Arms by saucywench20 reviews
Fluffy ItaNaru. One sided brotherly ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Until next time, love by saucywench20 reviews
Oneshot. Very fluffy. ItaNaru. Onesided NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jinx by bluerosety reviews
Naruto gets jinx, [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Date? by bluerosety reviews
Sakura is tired of Naruto getting in the way of her's and Sasuke's 'love'. What is there to do, but put Naruto with someone else! Shounenai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Sasuke: Near Kisses by ELIE reviews
[SasuNaru] What does a kiss mean?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Gift was Maid in Konoha by devilishly.sweet reviews
Yes, the title is correctly written anywho: Naruto knows exactly what Sasuke wants for Christmas but he sure as hell doesn't want to give it to him! What could stop the number one ninja in Konoha? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2003
Deep Blue Sunshine by Chigiri reviews
AU Sasuke, prince over the kingdom of Konoha and the only heir to the throne, comes by a rumor that a monster is living in the Southern forest. What's the harm in a little adventure? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Winter Indulgance by Mikoto Shinigami reviews
Konoha's covered in snow, thusly; you're either staying home and grading papers or having snow ball fights (or reading adult novels?)! Kakairu, Sasunaru, rated R for out of control hormones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004