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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Puberty Sucks by Glow in the Rain reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunter of the Night by antiassasinguy reviews
AU, YuuNaruKure. Naruto is the son of the Yondaime incredible skill is in his blood. As Captain of an ANBU Squad, he has much to prove, as well as battles with the most powerful ninjas of the world. As the Blue Wolf, he must prevail or pay the price.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 233 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
My Chibi Guide by Kai19 reviews
Kazekage and Hokage are having a meeting, and chibi Naruto is requested to be the guide to the Kazekage's younger son, Gaara. Some shonenai later on!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
To Find Inner Strength by HungrySano reviews
An Evangelion and Street Fighter crossover. Shinji tries to obtain inner strength with the help of the vagrant who saved his life. However, his one desire may have put him and his friends in even greater danger.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Shinji I.
A shattered soul and spirit by Onibi reviews
After a failed attempt at suicide, Naruto's life changes in a way no one expected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Irresistibly Stupid by Cherry Daze reviews
[Yaoi.] In order to keep the kyubi’s true fate a secret Naruto was given to Jiraiya who with the help of his old teammate raised the blonde into the overconfident, ramen loving loudmouth he was born to be. Only one problem, why is he dressed like a girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 154 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tainted Lies by Leenad reviews
Naruto has been having strange dreams lately. He later finds out that the ones he trusted were keeping something else hidden from him, something that could change his life completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Art of Deceiving by Nanashi Bakemono reviews
There's a new girl in town and she's staying with Iruka. Why does she seem so familiar? Not OOC,female Naruto. don't b shy plz review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Naruto U.
Of Sand, Foxes, and Slugs by YoshuD reviews
[AU] 12 years ago, Natsumi Uzumaki left the village. Now she has returned, under the tutelage of Tsunade. (Pairings have not been decided yet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Shennahan's downfall by Maxennce reviews
Find out what happens when Hammond finds out that Pete's done a background check on his people. He will find out, but so will someone else. What I think will happen
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - J. O'Neill
Black Ops by Maxennce reviews
HP SG1 Crossover The wars over and Harry Potter's lost all he ever knew. What awaits him over the pacific though is a completely different war, one he will fight for to contain his sanity.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005
Signore Delle Ombre by The-Writer-Formerly-Known-As reviews
The Summer before sixth year, Harry finds himself abandoned by those that call themselves the light. Sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, he is forced to explore his growing powers and make new alliances. Let the Battle Begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,954 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
Fey Rhapsody by Mage-Alia reviews
On Hiatus! Rhiane Maxwell works for an agency that investigates the paranormal. When she finds one Harry Potter, badly abused, while on mission she's thrown into the wizarding war in a desperate attempt to do her job and protect her new family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
Summoner Naruto by Mage-Alia reviews
After failing the Gennin exam Naruto ends up walking a different path, presented with a Summoning contract for the mysterious “Aeons”. Now he can't use Charka and has to deal with elementals that tell bad jokes and a moody guardian, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The New Order by Mistress Nika reviews
Before his sixth year, Harry is taken from the Dursleys. A new order has taken it upon themselves to teach Harry to not only be powerful, but to be the leader the wizarding world needs. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P.
Always Up Front by C-loke reviews
Yaoi. An AU...Is there such a thing as two identites in one being? Neji tries to understand Naruto better, when he caught a glimpse of the real Naruto. A NarutoNeji pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,379 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Eyes of a Demon by Firecraka reviews
Naruto has failed to retrieve Sasuke in a climatic battle at the valley of the endhowever in doing so he has formed his link with the king of demons who will now guide or destroy him and All that is All. Chap 5 is finally here! sorry for the wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005
Child of the Earth by Glow in the Rain reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Ah! My Naruto by Gmusick reviews
[Naruto x Ah! My Goddess x Darkstalkers] When forces beyond his imagination start moving, Naruto is granted one wish. What he gains is a friend but also a new destiny that may span several worlds and an ever increasing headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,499 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Stray by Gmusick reviews
AU – Naruto is brought up and raised among the ranks of the Akatsuki. Now eight years after his departure Konoha is a very different place and forces are moving to start a war that he will unwillingly will be the catalyst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,565 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 328 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete