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Founder: catfishpeaches - Stories: 5,265 - Followers: 19 - id: 28497
Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Someone Who Understands by zero0000 reviews
Living your life as the vessel for a ten thousand year old fox demon is never easy. But what if someone else understood exactly what it was like? VOTING ENDED! NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Naruto U.
Cold Blue Metal by zero0000 reviews
To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Starving Artist by g3ssh0ku reviews
AU, yaoi Everything was the same at Konoha High however, for Naruto's final year in high school, things were changing...ItaNaru rating as stands for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,877 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shattered Illusion by Zaknafein reviews
Alternates from the beginning of the manga. Nine tails is awoken when Naruto learns the Kage Bushin. Rough Chapter 14 Posted. 26 Jul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003
Rebirth of the Kyuubi Clan by SleepDelirium reviews
Naruto and Hinata leave konoha at age 7, intent on the rebirth of the great kyuubi clan and for their existence to one day be acknowledged, NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
Imminent Change by Botan-kun reviews
AU, OOC, OC. I'm back the reasons for my long delay are listed in the new chapter. Details: Naruto changes his way of life and makes new friends along the way to show him a better outcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,990 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U.
For We Will All Weep by TokehGecko reviews
Small angsty one-shot. No dialogue at all, only thoughts and description. Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi and Orochimaru throughout time as Naruto lets his facade drop...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Fading Away by TokehGecko reviews
A powerful and familiar missing-nin destroys Shinobi Villages! Main Characters are Naruto, Gaara, Itachi and Kisame. Orochimaru attacks the Leaf! Has Spoilers! Chapter 2 up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
A Motion Too Far by TokehGecko reviews
Dark Naruto AU fanfic. Begins years ago from now, where settings were just being played. Zabuza and Haku?.. Naruto? Kimimaro? Itachi? Main Chars. Enjoy! Chapter 10's up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,925 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Massacre's Carnage by TokehGecko reviews
AU, ten years later. Sasuke's brought back to Konoha... Naruto attacks Konoha together with Gaara... The Akatsuki approaches Konoha! The ANBU intervere! Chapter 4 is up! Naruto Darkfic...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,485 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
A differant fox tale by NukeninShinigami reviews
A sieries of unfortunate events leads to an accident and an unusual meeting between a fox boy and a would be mass murderer, after the beggining of there friendship and the awakening of a bloodlne, Konoha, Naruto and the Uchicha clan will never be the same
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
House of Blades by Confucius reviews
A Sword wielding Naruto who dislikes using ninjutsu. He must work with the Hidden Leaf in order to find the person who destroyed his organization. Would he accept the Leaf even after they abandoned him? X-Over Final Fantasy. [NaruTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/17/2005
The million gallon bounty by mbbal-railracer reviews
Harry Potter knows there is no way a kid like him beat a fifty years old dark wizard in term of raw power. But there is one thing that he has unlike the Dark Lord which is money. After watching tv, Harry gets an idea how to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Harry P.
Hellsing Naruto, the beginnings by mbbal-railracer reviews
Naruto never knew about his family until he was taken away when he was young to be raised as the future heir of the Hellsing’s institute via his mother’s side. What would the impact of this Naruto have on the village of Konoha? Hellsing crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Meetings of Importance by Akku-chan reviews
Yusuke becomes Naruto's older brother. Being nearly eaten by a demon isn't the best way to meet him, though. YYH Naruto xover DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 838 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Wishes and Walls by lazy fat kitsune reviews
The bag he still held tightly in his left hand fell to the ground with a soft thump as he buried his head in his hands. One shot complete.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
No! Virtual by TaijimaNarumi reviews
With Bad Luck having stayed on the same spot on the charts for weeks. K thinks up the idea of making a documentary. They hire a Japanese Italian expert who falls for Shuichi. Pairings YxS. Please r&r I suck at summaries. Beta Version. *Dead*
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 4/15/2005
Rumours by Raven Deathstar reviews
Rumour has been getting around that Yuki's been cheating on Shuichi. Yuki finds out, and he's not too happy about it. YxS
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete