After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.

Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.

After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

After a major case of accidental magic Harry is left wander the streets of Gotham city, where he meets two of it's most dangerous women. Will Gotham and Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Powerful Harry. Going rewrite.

He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.

When Naruto chooses a different path from the start, things change. Of course when he picks something magical as his goal, the world will never be the same. A wizard from Konoha, magic has come to stay.

The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...

AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!

Xanders costume choice takes to the street differently. A Halloween Fic. A reworking of Villain.

Supressing ones feelings is never a good idea, and it is especially dangerous with one Naruto Uzumaki

When a Separatist ship makes a blind jump into the Unknown Regions, the Republic follows. What they don't know is that following this ship will put them in contact with the UNSC...and change the entire course of the Clone Wars. NOT DEAD...YET

Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?

When a fleet engaging the True Sith under Revan is damaged, the heroes of the Old Republic come face to face with a new war in a new Era. The Clone Wars have only just begun...

What happens when only a few minutes of time is shaved off of Palpatine's trip to Mustafar to recover Anakin, and Obi-Wan is forced to react to the approach of a second Sith Lord?

Grooming for ANBU gave Naruto a relatively peaceful life. That is, until the Fourth started remembering. Now he and his caretakers are forced to play a delicate game of deception for him to remain in the Black Ops...and anonymous. (Slow Update)

Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...

Goa'ulds, the parasite race, decided to wipe ninjas out. They succeeded. Two of the survivors, Kakashi and Naruto, were thrown into a prison in a moon called Netu, where they find themselves facing a Stargate-unit from Earth.

After a discussion with Spiderman, Deadpool gets the motivation to actually do something. The Result: Uzumaki Naruto, imposing his will on the marvel universe, one hero or villain at a time.

Waking up in a world he only read about in history books, Uzumaki Naruto is about to find out why Nagato said "The Shinobi world is a road paved in violence and death.” Time Travel. No Pairings.

Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.

He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.

AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.