A group of disconnected oneshots, mostly alternate-universe. Scene Three: She gives him reasons. Sasusaku-ish.

The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*

We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU

Tezuka Kuniharu teaches his son to climb mountains and scale greater heights. Tezuka Kunikazu, Tezuka Kuniharu, 600 words, G.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.

Neji is sent on a mission with Gaara, and he's not particularly happy about it. Sequel to "Twisted". ShukakuNeji.

Shukaku has a grudge against those that struggle to live and survive against all odds. Dark, twisted. Shukaku Neji.

The world has many controversies, and this is one of them. By telling you all this, I do not believe that it will change the world in any way good or bad.... ...SLIGHT NaruHina, SLIGHT SasuSaku, HINTED SasuNaruSasu...

Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.

In the past, there have been four Karupins. This one is the Fifth, and he can only love one Karupin at a time. The next one will be Piyo. If Ryoma was really that unattached, maybe he'd be a little like this.

Momo-senpai always joked around, asking me, "Is tennis all you think about, Echizen?" I wonder what my senpai would say if I said yes.

Trapped in a mirror with Krad, of all people, Daisuke Niwa finds out that sometimes it's hard to tell what's real and what's not. SLASH.