Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.

Naruto and his friends are out at a nightclub, and Naruto happens to spot an old 'friend' of his. Unable to resist a challenge, he gives this friend a little taste of the club life. SasuNaru, yaoi, etc.

She was an insane, loud fangirl of Echizen. He was not supposed to care.

AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.

Kakashi ponders on the reason students get crushes on their teachers, and the risks of Sasuke doing so. Ficlet.

A brief look at how Konoha raises its children, told through the stories of two of the strongest: Sasuke and Naruto.

Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.

Three ficlets about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru, and the way they once were.

Sasuke can see the changes that communication with the fox demon is bringing to Naruto, and he knows what they're leading to.

Because, he makes me feel beautiful. Because he cooks breakfast for me because he can. Because the second I see him, I want to rip his clothes off.

Ino and Sakura, no person is a legend to their friends. Spoilers for the timeskip Gaara arc.

Orochimaru, Anko, and a curse seal.

Sakura, Sasuke, a prison cell, and a deserved but unlikely ending.

Let me also wear such deliberate disguises... In Ino's world, people look, but never see. Ino, Chouji.

Old shinobi never say “I love you.” The original InoShikaCho send Ino off on a date. Genfic.

An ongoing WIP of 100 word drabbles written for Kaorien's 100 Themes Challenge at the Hyugacest Community on LJ. Expect more madness, love, sex and murder. And maybe even some fluff this time. Heh. Or maybe not.

I needed a place to store them so here it is my drabble collection! First, a Sandaime pov drabble concerning Orochimaru. Second, a short piece about Hinata. Third, a short Naruto pov sidefic to Rosemary for Remembrance. Fourth, a KakaSaku oddity.

The real, sober, daytime Haruno Sakura wouldn’t have spoken so candidly to Hyuga Neji like this. There was a sick kind of longing in her smile. Sidefic to Rosemary for Remembrance. NejiSaku, implied SasuSaku, NejiHina

Have you ever felt like there’s something inside of you that you can’t control? A prisoner's question leads Naruto to the dark places in his own heart. NaruHina. Darkfic.

Neji writes a mission report and Hinata proves helpful. A vignette from Neji and Hinata's married life. Could almost be called fluff.

Falling in love is the easiest thing in the world. Staying in love is another thing altogether. NaruSasu.

A series of InoSakura drabbles written for the Stages of Love 2006 Challenge on LiveJournal.

Jiraiya wasted time and now time wastes him. JiraiyaTsunade ficlet.

A kunoichi’s life is built on deception, so it stands to reason that, sooner or later, she will even lie to herself. The story of a kunoichi’s career. Ino centric. Parings t.b.a.

Some things endure through ash and fire. NejiHinata.