[Oneshot, GaiTen, LeeTen] This isn't happening.

Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

Sakura remembers the old days, and something she had forgotten. Oneshot.

Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

How does one get a girl's attention, when her eyes are for another? A romantic comedy with a splash of drama [dramedy!], feauring ShikaIno, KibaHina [judge's choice for novelia catagory, Kumoricon2004][FINISHED]

When Hinata switches schools, new rules, new teachers, and new twists she isn't used to may be the end of her. What happens when a certain blonde that we all know and love comes in? NaruHina GaaSaku NejiTen KibaInoShikaTema AUTHOR'S NOTE! PLEASE READ!

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai

Morituri Nolumus Mori: We who are about to die, don't want to! Hayate and Anko friendship fic, Oneshot.

oneshot. Sakura has a surefire plan that will ensure her marriage to Sasuke, and Ino just can't compete.

Katara has been cheating on Aang with a certain studly firebender. Aang suspects, and Katara just can't live the lie anymore.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]