At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission.

Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.

Many girls ask Harry to choose them as his date for the Yule ball, but he chooses the one that surprised him the most, eventually finding much more than he could initially hope for. [Harry, Daphne], [Neville, Hermione]

The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)

ON HOLD... HP X Oh my Goddess xover. In the graveyard Harry doesn't escape by portkey, in fact Voldemort about to kill him; but then The Devil herself appears to reclaim her property WAIT WHAT! Harry and Hild friendship/master-servant.

What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?

A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start due to his marital status changing abruptly. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy. Pairings undecided save Harry/Rias/many?

A group of Konoichi meet up and discuss a very important issue. Rated M to be safe. One-shot.

Four Ravenclaws decorate for Christmas for Harry. One-shot.

Sacred Gears. Also known as God's Artifacts. Wizards are humans with an extra gene who gave them the ability to wield the arcane forces of the world, thus they can be bestowed with a Sacred Gear too. What would happen if "The Power He Knows Not" told in the Prophecy was a Harry Potter in possession of the Longinus class Sacred Gear named Divine Dividing?

Family is what matters. We protect them, we guide them..we avenge them. Nothing is, or ever will be as important for Issei. For his daughter, he would set continents ablaze if it meant her safety.

Merry (Early) Christmas, since might decide not to update anything on Christmas, I'm going to post this a few days earlier than I originally planned.

"I shouldn't be alive. But for some reason, I am." He's lost everything; his friends, family, even his home. Defeated, crippled, ripped away from his world and cast into another, the son of Minato finds himself in a galaxy Not So Far Away. Thrown into a war between good and evil-what could possibly go wrong? Crossover with the Force Awakens! NarutoxRey. Please be Nice!

Being the son of Genma Saotome is hard enough, but throw in the Devil herself as your mother and you have Ranma Sitri's headache. How is a half human, half devil supposed to become the greatest martial artist in the universe with a family like his?

Response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls Challenge. Dark-Gray HHr Soul bond. Really don't want to go into to many details for the story.

He was once called a hero and a leader of his village. Now, he was just a lazy and eccentric weirdo who HAPPENED to be there when a certain group of aliens were defending their unborn siblings. Can a god have some fun, especially when the world itself had already bored him to no end? [Harem]

With the war won at a cost, Naruto is given a second chance to live the life that had been taken from him due to the mistakes of his predecessors. Blessed with the powers of the Sage, gifted with the abilities of his parents, and joined by his most trusted partner, Naruto will enter the land of Fiore with the intent to find a new purpose.

Hardcore Shut in Satou Kazuma died as he lived, like a loser. The Goddess Aqua had wanted to send him to Eris world, until another world required more urgent help. A world of fairy tales come to life, a world over ran by a great evil. An Evil that hes been tricked to fight if he want to live or at the very least survived.

The reason Serafall Leviathan has no Queen. One-Shot. COMPLETE.

Augusta Longbottom was annoyed with the Headmaster of Hogwarts and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Albus Dumbledore. Not because of him avoiding and disavowing her moves in the Wizengamot, but because of one simple thing...he had kidnapped her great-nephew, Harry Potter

In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.

This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)

Hyoudou Issei wakes up one day to find that he has the gamer ability that allows him to live his life like a gamer would play a game. Watch as he learns to use his power and change into something more than human.

AU. Honoka had a secret. When she was eight years old, she also met a Master of Martial Arts. His name? Uzumaki Naruto.

Ranma was always told by his con-man of a father that his destiny is to the 'The Strongest There Ever Is'. As a kid, Ranma took to heart; he then realized that he went too far. Now, Ranma changes gender with a spray of water and he is too strong for anyone to match. Now he wants only two things; a worthy rival to match and a wife that will bring him excitement again.