Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.

Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-

and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Molly Weasley gets her dream of a one big happy Weasley family... kind of. Warning: probably not what you think it is.

Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.

A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.

Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.

Don't play with your food.

They feared and hated him, but all he wanted was to live... manipulative!genjutsu!Naruto

Naruto and Sakura's relationship was looking up until he finally retrieved Sasuke. Not long after he finds out their secret behind his back and leaves the village vowing to never love again.3 years later he returns. NarutoXKurenai

Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.

What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?

After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...

Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.

Au Major. Naruto is a bit of an enigma. A mystery you might say. He sleeps twenty hours a day, He quotes fortune cookies, and he kicks more ass than anyone this side of the universe. How? Read to find out. UP FOR ADOPTION. Contact me for the One Rule.

Alternate Universe: When Harry is only seven years old he is given a gift that only few have had in all of history. The darkness becomes his to command and use as he sees fit. Now he will explore the hidden world of magic that he knows nothing about. Star

Naruto clutched an Anbu mask so hard it bowed in his grip. It was a fox face, long-eared and grinning, with whiskers painted on its cheeks to match the young man who held it... Shikamaru had no idea how the mask had ruined his morning.

Nine year old Harry discovers Metamorphagus abilities after a certain haircut. What will happen after he accidentally apparates himself to Snape Manor, looking nothing like Harry Potter, the Boy who Lived?

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

A single conversation between Hatake Kakashi and Sandaime creates a world of difference for Team 7. As the Copy-ninja devotes himself to making his pupils both stronger persons and greater shinobi, they become something not seen in generations.

Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.