Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Unspeakable Lily Potter does some consulting work for the American Ministry of Magic. Little does she know the strange Cube she encounters will forever change her unborn child's life.

Albus Dumbledore's gift to Harry Potter was that of a childhood, no matter how troubled. He should have, perhaps, thought things through before placing the child with a family that hated him.

Questions have been posed. Would you care to see the answers? [New Chapters: Discontinued tales from the profile] [previously titled "Alternate Potterverse"]

After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!

What if nobody knew that the Kyuubi was sealed instead of killed? What if the Yondaime had entrusted the fate of his kid fate to a chuunin that nobody really cares about? What if... Naruto was unknown?

The Truth About Itachi! If you are under 12...i suggest you not read this story, i will not be held responsible for destroying a child's innocent. The truth about the Uchiha Massacre!

Battlestar Galactica meets Stargate Atlantis,while Jack O’Neill is in command. How would the first contact work out? What is the secret Galactica doesn't know? The best laid plans oft go astray.Feedback please.

When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.

Keitaro Urashima, a man who had everything going for him, has just gone through a big tragedy in his life. His only hope to try and find himself is waiting for him at Hinata Sou... there lies his happiness. He of all people deserves it all...

Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.

When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.

Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.

Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem

After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.

Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass

Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...

Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

HP Battlestar Galactica crossover, spoilers through Maelstrom and HP book 5. Kara Starbuck Thrace never thought she'd end up on Earth. She especially didn't expect to find herself in an enchanted castle.

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.