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Tired of bad grammar, spelling errors and authors with ZERO talent? These stories will solve that. The Best of the Best. No joke. Believe me, I've read them.

One Time Steve Didn't Watch Danny Get Dressed by Becimpala33 reviews
The one time Steve didn't watch Danny get dressed, he thought he was dead. Steve/Danny M/m slash, established relationship.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Hawaii Heat by Mousme reviews
Danny stays out a bit too long in the Hawaii sun, leaving Steve to deal with the aftermath. Just a little plotless h/c with a side-order of very, very mild slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Christmas of Second Chances by GM reviews
Intrigue and an old spy friend looking for a second chance combine with tragic events for McGarrett's Christmas.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Adopting Rodney by SG-LAB reviews
We're adopting Rodney, John said. What happens after Rodney suffers a brain injury. SheppardWeir, Mckay
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,995 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Repellent by Neena Varscona reviews
It was Rodney's nature to be repellent; it was the Pegasus Galaxy's nature to take it to the next level. It takes volcanoes, Wraith, genetic experiments and the Genii to show Rodney that not everyone thinks of him the same way. Warning; minor preslash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,114 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Still Waters by gaffer42 reviews
What happens after the crisis? How do you deal with having friends again after seven years on your own? The consequences of some pretty serious Sheppard and McKay whumping from the POV of our favourite Satedan. Just noted Complete in 9 parts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Twenty Questions by Era Yachi reviews
He always knew he'd die when he least expected it. McKay centric, team. Deathfic, sort of.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,852 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Sentry Duty by liketheriver reviews
Lt Ford’s POV while he watches over McKay as he cares for an injured Sheppard on a hostile planet. SheppardMcKay friendship, all around team building. One-shot (complete)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Triptych by liketheriver reviews
Genetic manipulation, Smurf loogies, nudity, Freudian analysis, and ravenous frogs. Complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,891 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Human by TechnoScribe reviews
The long awaited sequel to Breaking Walls. You might want to read it first lest you find yourself lost in an alternate universe without a map. - Rodney's friends and colleagues on Earth are digging up the past and in so doing dig up trouble for Rodney.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,925 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Rodney M.
A Friend In Need by Lady Sidera reviews
When John has an unfortunate experience offworld, Rodney blames himself. How could he ever have hoped to have friends when all he does is hurt everyone and everything he comes into contact with? Part 3 up COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Self Defence Mechanism by cybersyd42 reviews
Episode tag to 'Sunday.' A grieving McKay returns to Earth. Oneshot, complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Puzzles by b7-kerravon reviews
Sheppard and McKay are trapped while looking for a ZPM, and now they're both injured. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Stranger Inside by Bremm reviews
Episode tag for the Siege. Radek offered to die in Rodney's place.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Rodney M., Radek Z.
See No Evil by Greywolf Lupous reviews
After his "retirement" from the Air Force, test pilot John Sheppard finds himself drawn into a world where nothing is what it first seems. Not his new employer, their groundbreaking new plane... or even his irritating co-worker, Dr. Rodney McKay. -- AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,511 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Sacrifice by KidKneeGirl reviews
The team is captured and one member pays the ultimate price. Character death, a little telepathy, and a bit of angst. Very dark and violent. COMPLETE. Please R&R always appreciated.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Intervals of Thirds by Commodore Norrington reviews
One day, a boy named Rodney showed up at my door. What could I do with him? I was just a piano teacher.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Rodney M.
Doughnuts say, I Love you by HlysComment reviews
In which McKay finds himself in a tight spot and reflects on the bonds of siblinghood.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Descent by Era Yachi reviews
The evacuation of an endangered planet leaves Sheppard and McKay in a difficult position. Oneshot. Character death.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Unconventional Beauty by Jane Elliott reviews
An SGA version of Beauty and the Beast, full of the magic of science. McKay/Sheppard slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Wild Power by Flamedancer33 reviews
“There is still power in this world, John,” she said softly. “And there are still people who know how to use it.” AU, eventual McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - John S., Rodney M.
The Flowers of the Field by Eildon Rhymer reviews
On the first day of spring, a young girl finds a badly injured man, chained to a dead man and caught in a trap. Outsider viewpoint Shep whump written for the Sheppard h/c flashfic challenge on LJ.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Published: 6/4/2009 - John S. - Complete
Learning to Walk by LdyAnne reviews
Rodney McKay was the kid who always sat in the corner of the cafeteria by himself to eat his lunch. Written for the 'Continuing Education' challenge on Flashfic. Warning for language and minor character death.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/25/2010 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Rituals by LdyAnne reviews
John and Rodney must participate in an alien ritual to prove their worth as trading partners. Not slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
First Kiss by DemonicK reviews
"It's not my fault we just got locked in a closet!" The universe seems to think McKay and Sheppard are made for each other. John and Rodney beg to differ.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
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