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Tired of bad grammar, spelling errors and authors with ZERO talent? These stories will solve that. The Best of the Best. No joke. Believe me, I've read them.

Airlock by nebbyJen reviews
Missing scene and tag to Intruder. What happens after Rodney sees Lindstrom sucked out the airlock.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Amalgamation by Girrlkitty reviews
Written for the Myth Ficathon, Prompt: The Ring of the Nibelung
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
NOT The Lemon Drop Kid by DeniseV reviews
Why did John give Mitchell that lemon? The unfortunate aftermath to a bad decision. Episode tag for The Pegasus Project.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Turning the Corner by DeniseV reviews
John and Rodney go through a harrowing experience together at the hands of a brutal society of savages. They need time away to recover. They need each other to recover.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
North by cybersyd42 reviews
After an unexpected crashlanding on an alien planet, Sheppard and McKay are forced to rely on each other to survive. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,475 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Maybe I'm Dead, I Just Haven't Stopped Moving Yet by cybersyd42 reviews
The consequences of a mission gone wrong have a devastating impact on the SGA team. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,616 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Perfect Sky by Ammanalien reviews
An imprisoned McKay clings to hope. Chapter 24, and the story is now COMPLETE! Thanks for all the feedback.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Signs by Ammanalien reviews
Sheppard searches for McKay in a landscape of destruction. HC and whumpy angst.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Scientist and the Soldier by Ammanalien reviews
Ronon's new on the team... Rodney's a bit wary... But when a scientist falls ill, what does a soldier do? Full of McKay whumpy goodness.. of course!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Lucky by Ammanalien reviews
A shameless McKay whumpfic. Sorry, Rodney... COMPLETE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Absolution by SGAFan reviews
After the catastrophic failure of project Arcturus, will another disaster drive them still further apart, or allow Rodney to earn John's trust again?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Cry Wolf by SGAFan reviews
What happens when the hypochondriac isn't pretending? WARNING SPOILERS FOR THE LAST HALF OF SEASON 3. ESPECIALLY 3X17 AND 3X19!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Whipping Boy by infie reviews
Lorne returns to Atlantis eight months late for check-in, with two injured team members, a counterfeit McKay, and no explanations. Hard sci-fi with violence. Team fic. NOT woobie slavefic No romance.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,136 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - E. Lorne, Rodney M. - Complete
Doom! by kolyaaa reviews
A fine story with smashed noses, dangling scientists, drugged colonels, broken bones, plunging jumpers, mashed glasses, bad reception, scary machinery, disappearing floors, SHARKS and an awful lot of water. Everyone gets hurt! You will love it. THE END
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,918 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Stuck! by kolyaaa reviews
McKay is turned into a child while Teyla is aged after an accident with an Ancient device. The team has to deal with the consequences. You'll find cuddly scenes, banter, insults, vomit, pink shoes, Wraith attacks, headaches, cool toys, infirmary scenes. Everything a human could ask for and more.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
More Than Just Pretty Faces by Tipper reviews
Deadly happenings on a jungle planet leave the Team fighting for their lives with Wraith closing in on all sides...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,536 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Down Came A Spider by Tipper reviews
The Wraith target their most dangerous human enemy, intending to teach the Atlantians a lesson, but they don't count on the resilience of his friends. CROSSOVER with SG1.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Surviving the Siege by Tipper reviews
Tag for Siege II, meaning, my soon to be AU version of Siege III. Picks up where the episode lets off.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Choosing His Team by Tipper reviews
The first couple of days on Atlantis—the new arrivals find some dangerous surprises in their new home, and Sheppard has to choose the members of the flagship team COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,995 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
Night Highway by Tipper reviews
The Jumper is stranded several light years away from the nearest Stargate. The Team knows the Apollo will find them before they run out of power, but there's a problem. Rodney's sick—very, very sick—and he's running out of time. McKay hc
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Black Lake by Tipper reviews
Things go belly up because they always go belly up on a rescue mission to save an SGA team stuck deep underground and running out of air. Team fic, with Keller along for the ride. Written for the SGA Gen Ficathon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Soldiering On by LilRicki reviews
In which Rodney gets severely whumped but is still awesome enough to save the team from certain doom. Written for xparrot for the Fall 2008 Fic Exchange at the SGA H/C Challenges Livejournal community.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Wit's End by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Trust me, Colonel, when I do finally snap, I assure you, it's not going to be a pretty sight." -- Everyone has their breaking point, including one Dr. Rodney McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Cynical Soldier by Ferryman reviews
Despite all that anger McKay doesn't have a dark side.....until someone put it there. His mind was meant to absorb science and creation, not death and destruction.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,833 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
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