Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU

COMPLETE Woman finds herself in ME. Falls for an elf. Does she act on it or will she awake to find it's all been due to a head injury? Try to get past the prologue, as the story develops with ea chptr. Baby, it's AU all the way.

2009 movie-verse. Watson/Holmes, the last time. Warnings for spoilers and slash.

Holmes,' said Watson, 'I'm going to marry Mary and there's nothing you can do about it.' Eventual slash and plenty of bromantic goodness

Christmas-oneshot! Last Christmas, Uzumaki Naruto's heart got broken. This year, he's hoping for something different. GaaNaru, SasuNaru.

Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru

Patrick can't take the silence. Not today. NO Jisbon Please R&R EmotionallyHurt!Patrick

Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.

-Oneshot, ch.440-centric- The man before him was the same man who had ruined his entire life. Naruto wanted to hate him, but couldn’t. He didn’t understand exactly why it had happened, but he understood desperation. And he did, somewhat, understand love.

It was an accident—a moment of acute unpreparedness made worse by a lack of critical information. Naruto did not want to be so vulnerable, but at least his Shadow was watching over him. includes Daddy!Yondy

Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.

Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.

The Fellowship must cross a river before it can enter the land of Hollin. When disaster strikes, Sam and Legolas find themselves trapped between the river, a party of malicious strangers, and each other. A story about friendship and sacrifice.

Captured as prisoners of war by the Haradrim, Legolas and Aragorn are tortured ruthlessly at the hands of their host. If things go as planned there will be no dawn for either Elf or ranger, but first one must break.

Now up: Chapter Seven: Allison Norman watched in horror as her beloved older brother and her childhood friend were murdered. Ten years later, she has a chance to right this wrong, in a most unexpected way, and a distant time.

Rebecca & Thomas, 2 teenagers from the 1950s end up in ME & become wards of Aragorn. Follows the books closely, but fills in gaps. Some romance, but not a Legomance. 2006 MEFA Honorable Mention for Genres: Drama, General. Also 2006 MPA nominee.

The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.

"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.

As an unknown painter manipulates the colors of his masterpiece, so shall the Valar. Maybe that's why they're trying to play matchmaker with the Prince of Mirkwood? ::slightly AU: legomance::

Fantasies do come true! Set immediately after New Bonds. SasuNejiNaru threesome. Disclaimer in my profile.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.

A group of young fans find themselves dragged into the stories that they have always loved, but Sauron has plans for them... plans to change everything. They are now prophets, and the world is perilous. Some shipping in later chapters, rated for violence.

I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!