A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

This isn't about Walter, but what happens when he's not there....and everyone else is gone as well?...'cept Alucard and Integra. It makes you laugh. Period. mega OOC...on and, it has to have almonds...

Alucard has to go to High School! Alucard reminisces.

His heart broken, Naruto accepts Orochimaru's offer at a better life within the Sound village. Naruto will encounter new friends and new challenges alongside the snake sannin. Eventual NaruTayu. Evil Naruto fic. Rating changed due to violence.

Near death, Naruto is offered a chance to escape and save two demensions at once by Kyuubi. Can he rescue the demon lords and stop a war while staying alive? ABANDONED

NarutoxHinata Fiction. The adventure of Naruto as he learns to accept his new fox heritage maybe with the help of a certian girl...

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin

Naruto's back and he has a daughter?

Is up for adoption.

A series of One Shots, maybe related if I feel like it, about the major holidays. Not based on my other Naruto story Kitsune Hanyou, but in the same style. Wrn: Nice!Female Kyuubi, NaruHina. Now rated M for sex scenes in later chapters.

Naruto was put under the care of Hanzo Ginshin, it was the last wish of Uzumaki Arashi. Naruto comes up in the most peculiar enviroment becoming a skilled shinobi. Given the peculiar nature of his legal Guardian things are weird. Look for the rewrite.

On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-

Team 7 has a new mission, to help out at an orphanage. Why is Naruto acting so weird? Naruto NIICHAN! What the HELL is going on! ABANDONED SORRY

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

Retelling of Naruto, with major diffrent missions and changes. Naruto is known to be the Yondaime's son. TenTen's family took him in but they die suddenly leaving naruto and tenten alone at a young age. NarutoTenTen

at the age of six Naruto is trained in his bloodline and ninja skills by four Anbu, now will he master his bloodline and prove he is the greatest ninja ever. this is my first fic please give me reviews and advice on how to put it

Uh-oh! Gaara is in heat! And so is Naruto! Will they be able to control their inner demons? Or will they be overwelmed by these new harsh mating urges? Just a silly story.Discontinued, Sorry.

Harry's life is living hell when he finds out that he is an alien and gets sent to Azkaban for a murder he didn't do in his fourth year.He also gets powers, and a year later gets bailed out of azkaban by mutants. SmallvilleHarryPotterXmen crossover. HHr. Abandoned.

AU. What if Naruto was stronger and smarter than he led on? What if he had a secret bloodline and a even more secret history? Plenty Sakura bashing.

A NarutoHellsing cross, maybe the first of its kind. Naruto is turned by Seras Victoria, and is now both a No Life King and the Vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune! What was I thinking?

Ever wonder who the Akatsuki Leader is? Turns out he's the eldest and least talked about Weasley son! What happens when he brings the Akatsuki home for Christmas? Read and find out! Needless to say…this is sooooooo AU

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!