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Founder: Blood Zephyr - Stories: 693 - Followers: 21 - Staff: 7 - id: 62024
Tired of bad grammar, spelling errors and authors with ZERO talent? These stories will solve that. The Best of the Best. No joke. Believe me, I've read them.

Flashes of Light, Rulers of Fate by LegolasLover2003 reviews
A young women finds a mysterious man in the woods. It turns out to be the Elf Legolas, and he has a mission to fullfill. Takes place in the real world and MiddleEarth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,128 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Hoboy by piklejuice reviews
Your basic girl gets dropped into Middle Earth, although hopefully better written. It's fun. And also, the first chapters have been tightened up. And chapter ten is up! Yay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,171 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Crystal Tears of Blood by xdarkstarx reviews
Since his mothers death, emotion had left Legolas' eyes. But after being captured and tortured along with his closest friends by the same man who killed his mother, is the light soon to follow? Rated for physical and emotional angst
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trolls by White Wolf1 reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are captured by trolls while crossing their territory, the two friends must use all of the skills, cunning and endurance, not to mention luck, that they possess just to survive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,506 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Typically Atypical by Ms Elaura reviews
Now officially into Book 2! This is the saga of a female soldier who finds herself in Middle Earth during the Fellowship of the Ring, and after. Not your typical girl falls into Middle Earth story -- presenting Typically Atypical
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Legolas
The Fine Line by N.H. Arawn reviews
Love and hate are said to be the same emotion, so what does it take for Allen and Kanda to stop hating and start doing something else? And once the line has been crossed, what are the repercussions? AreKan and Yulllen, Lucky, OC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 103 - Words: 667,350 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
To See A World by Nightwing6 reviews
Pre-LOTR. Injured and alone, Legolas and Aragorn are forced to take refuge in a wintry foreign land. But when darkness encroaches from within and without, they learn refuge can become a deadly trap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 257,259 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11126 - Favs: 6,690 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Touch of Sight by LAXgirl reviews
After a near-fatal accident puts Legolas into a coma for 5 yrs, he then awakens to find he has gained a terrible gift -or curse- that lets him see things from the past or future of anyone he touches. COMPLETE & RE-EDITED TO PG-13
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,839 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Writings on the Sword by LAXgirl reviews
Legolas is poisoned by a cursed dagger given to him as a gift from Gimli. War between Elves and Dwarves may destroy Middle-earth if he dies. But the one who's dark magic is slowly killing the prince is dead-set on letting no one save him. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,494 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
You Need it More than Me by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
I laugh, I smile, I’m the epitome of happiness, shouldn’t that be enough? Bend over backwards to make sure they have nothing to worry about. [for Angelfeatherwriter, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
9:36 pm by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Looking at my shoes for a moment, a thought crosses my mind: The skyline must have looked the exact same mixed color of black and red when the Kyuubi attacked the village fifteen years ago. [Not your normal Naruto Bday fic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mother by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
You know it's ok to hate her.' Tenten isn't fooled by faked smiles and forced laughter. Slight TenNaru. *For BlackKyubi and Angelfeatherwirter*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Cancer by AngelDormais reviews
It can deliver Pain, Mourning, Suffering and Disgrace. It can slowly eat away at what and who you are, and it will strip you of everything you knew. It is the best, the worst, the first, the last. It is Cancer. It is Death. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Collector of Pain by AngelDormais reviews
It doesn't matter that I did it, or what people think of me. It matters why I did it and who I did it to, but that might be the only reason. Because, if I rid the world of pain, would it be a better world? For AppleCoreCandyBox
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Die For Them Would Be An Honour by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
Oneshot. Death. Naruto fights Orochimaru to save Konoha. “And you, you are not Sasuke!” I scream as I complete the seal. There is a deafening explosion and my world goes black. ‘Wait for me, my friends, I’m coming.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Psychologically Imported by Richochet reviews
Short Hiatus until story is completed and beta'ed - Epic Length. Follows canon. - NejixOC and also believable OC in her twisted self as main pairing. Slight DeiXHinaxNaru - NaruxHina - Thanks to all reviewers and fav makers so far! Enjoy the story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,307 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Neji H.
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fukkatsu by Ketsueki0 reviews
Akatsuki is still at large and after the Kyuubi. When they lose their grip on their trump card, Konoha finds a familiar face and powerful ally in their midst. NaruHina, mentions of ShikaTem, LeeSaku, and MinaKushi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
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