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Tired of bad grammar, spelling errors and authors with ZERO talent? These stories will solve that. The Best of the Best. No joke. Believe me, I've read them.

The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
The Human Blade by Kuyugen reviews
KakaNaru, ItaNaru. 3 months after the Akatsuki extermination, problems still abound for 'Fox' soon-to-be-Hokage and recently admitted into the ANBU. His squad captain Kakashi is going mad, his team is acting up, and war looms on more than one horizon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,996 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amicitia by Kenhime reviews
To know yourself. To avenge yourself. To kill yourself. Team 7 has always shared different goals from the very beginning. But in the end, they'll come to realize that their paths do converge after all, and that friendship will never be forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,619 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Dead Weight by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's father promised to protect him from the world, but as with most good intentions, this promise falls short. Sasuke, however, never breaks a promise. And when he decides to protect Naruto himself, he'll have to defy the odds to keep his word. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,293 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's All in Your Head by Ladelle reviews
Discontinued. Re-written as 'Wrong Side of Normal'. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,135 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wrong Side of Normal by Ladelle reviews
In a race against time from the one person Sasuke fears the most, there are only two things that matter. One, making it out alive. Two, making sure Naruto Uzumaki doesn't screw things up. SasuNaruSasu, AU, AIYH Rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something of Love: Ai no Koto by Taes reviews
Love is no choice. It takes you, swallows you whole and never gives anything back. Two young men learn about love as troubles overwhelm their lives. Set in modern Japanese High School. YAOI, SasuNaru. Discontinued. See within for a rough draft of the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,615 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Forever Silent by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a prominent business man, never gets a day of peace or an ounce of silence. But what happens when he gets exactly what he wants? Will the silence be too much to bear? SasuxNaru and other various pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,625 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Plastic Cafe by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sequel to When Sounds Become Visual He sold his soul to gain back what was most precious to him. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Yes! It's no longer on hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When Sounds Become Visual by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fine Line Between by sarcastic.shinobi reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka are taken as prisoners, they must depend on each other in order to survive. With their weakened states, if the prison doesn’t kill them, the journey home might... Rated for theme violence, non-graphic noncon. Eventual KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,073 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Manipyure Ta no Chakra by Rebunanta reviews
REVISED. Naruto is exiled after the Valley of the End failure. 10 years later, an unknown ninja appears with strange techniques and abilities called the Manipyure Ta no Chakra. NaruKureAnko. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U.
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Rescue Me by Mari Falcon reviews
Whenever good things happen, Naruto always seems to lose something precious. It was as if the universe thought too much good would spoil him. To save his village, his family, what, or who, will he have to lose this time? Sequel to "Belly of the Beast."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
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