“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!

Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.

A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!

“I plan to make an announcement about us. In one week, to be exact.” “That soon?” Sakura shrieked. "Why should I wait? If one does not look after what is his, then it will be taken away before his very eyes." ItachixSakura. SEQUEL TO COURTSHIP

Calm, soft emerald eyes slowly turned to meet the eyes of the guest, and was all put shocked to find, in the flesh, none other than Uchiha Itachi. What in the world was Uchiha Itachi doing in her household? ItachixSakura non-massacre three-shot series

“Why can’t you just leave me be?” A muffled sigh answered her question, and she found her gaze suddenly riveted to Kakashi’s cloth-covered mouth. “That’s a very good question, Sakura.” KakaSaku

Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language

When Deidara and Sakura enroll in a dance class to learn the Merengue, neither of them quite expect what happens next. Or after that. In fact, the whole thing was just plain random.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

Itachi watches the sun as it sets on Sasuke's tomorrow.

[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...

No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]

It might have been able to grow, because some things aren't always what they seem. And she tries not to tremble. ItaSaku.

Ignorance, Itachi mused, is bliss. And didn't Sakura know it. (VERY OLD and kept up as a rotting trophy of adolescent fanfiction forays.)

Some things cannot remain a secret forever, neither affairs nor the scars of the past. Sometimes coming clean means more than just taking a shower. KakaSaku, Oneshot, Lemon.

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

Will you give me your eldest daughter? If you will, I'll make you as rich as you are now poor. And your daughter shall live as a princess. [NejiSaku, ONESHOT]

Analogue: something that is analogous or similar to something else. Who said they're not alike? NejiSaku, ONESHOT

You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

After the end of his first mission as a jounin, Kakashi returns to Konoha to face the consequences of the events in the Kakashi Gaiden. Spoilers, angst, and weirdness.