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A collection of Bamfs into and out of Tolkien's Arda done right. |
It's A Long, Long Way by
Amateur Bacon Cook reviews
A rogue stick grenade blasts 2nd Lieutenant Ernest Thornhill and Sergeant Bertie Davies far from the Battle of the Somme. It would be a welcome break from the mud, if they could communicate with the locals...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,443 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2015 - OC
Arandil, Princess of Mirkwood by
Arandil reviews
We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Legolas, Elrond, OC
To the Elven Smiths They Were but Trifles by
Alfirineth reviews
"...Yet still to my mind dangerous for mortals." Many years ago, Alcarnarmo stole one of these "trifles" from Elladan and traveled to our time. Now the time has come to return it and an unsuspecting human woman is caught in the middle. 241 of the Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
I am NOT a MarySue by
accountabandoned4122012 reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
The Muse Errant by
Malina Wilwarin reviews
Muses are wonderful for any frustrated insomniac author to have around...except when they come in the form of relentlessly cheeky Elves. But when the real and the written worlds collide, an Author and her Muse must learn to work together to save both.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Legolas
Marks of Time by
Imlosiel reviews
Darkness is everywhere. When Lyla is torn from Valinor by an unknown evil and thrust back into her own time, will she be able to find her way home to those she loves? Or will pain and accusations destroy her desire to return? Sequel to "Ancient Languages" COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,984 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
Ancient Languages by
Imlosiel reviews
A woman trapped in an unfamiliar land struggles to find her way home. But where is home? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,309 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
Shamballa Part 1 The Other World by
Beregond5 reviews
AU. A Fullmetal Alchemist/ Lord Of The Rings Crossover divided in 4 large parts. Beregond was a soldier under Lord Faramir's command. However, a chain of events leads him down a path that he couldn't possibly imagine.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Marines in Middle Earth by
Onhiro reviews
What would happen if a platoon of marines during WWII were transported from Earth to Middle Earth? Read and find out! Set during the battle shown at the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006
I Don't Deserve Them by
Shy-Shadow Reckless reviews
I really don't, sending me the fellowship is a bad idea. This is why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005
Only a Game by
satismagic reviews
When Jarro decided to test a new kind of computer game, she never knew how quickly the game would become real and dangerous... AU. OFC. Complete. Mithril Awards 2005 SemiFinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,499 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Where? by
lisseer reviews
Anna goes to ME, specifically Mirkwood. Instead of being rescued by Legolas, she is now lost, miserable, and starving in a mucky forrest.
Chapter 9 - Aliens from Outer-space
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
The Harpist's Redemption by
Coreinha reviews
AU: Set in the modern era, Legolas and the Twins seek out Maglor and his Silmaril in order to save Valinor, and all of Middle Earth from Melkor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,538 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Legolas
A Singular Honour by
Shemyaza1 reviews
Whilst on an army training exercise in the Mendip Hills a party of soldiers discover that there is something very nasty deep in the forest and ultimately embark on a mission. Set during the War of Wrath. MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 251,478 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by
boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Melissa in MiddleEarth by
Quickbeam29 reviews
An ordinary girl finds herself magically transported to MiddleEarth, where things are not what she expected...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Legolas, Frodo B. - Complete
Caveat Emptor by
Nurvingiel reviews
If you find yourself suddenly in Middle Earth, know that your life has been shortened. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
There Is No Applause by
JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Thursday by
Willow Myst reviews
Verdi is a violinist who unwittingly walks to Lothlorien (from Illinois). A secret within the forest, a dead elf's prediction, knowledge that elves have hidden from even their own. Starts 15 years before The Fellowship of the Ring, mild slash warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Haldir, Galadriel
Interviews With a Woodelf by
dreamingfifi reviews
CAUTION: LEGOLAS IS NOT IN THIS STORY! It's 1998, and a man with a driver's license thirty years out of date has been found. This would be insignificant, but he looks exactly like he did thirty years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Elf, OC - Complete
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by
Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
Don't Panic! by
boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Tower of Cirith Ungol by
dragongirlG reviews
HP/LOTR crossover. Harry meets Frodo in the Tower of Cirith Ungol, and the story unfolds. *spoilers*
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002