Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...

Naruto thinks that Sakura is the most beautiful woman he's ever met, but Sakura is a fool, and Naruto is okay with that.

When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?

In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.

Light has 13 days to find out how it will feel, not just to kill, but to destroy. A Death Note AU. LightxL, set immediately after the Yotsuba arc. Warnings for angst, blood, and cake.

All I need is to fall asleep and all this will be over. One day with a frog. That was the deal. One-shot.

It turns out that happy endings are not always how the fairytales suggest. Kouga helps Kagome build an illusion. COMPLETE

Sleight of hand. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

When accidental magic gets really out of control, the obliviators are called. But sometimes they miss a few Muggles. Samantha Jones, age eight, writes about the strange classroom visitor no one else remembers. Oneshot.

Ukyo spends some time with the eldest Tendo girl and discovers the secret to her serene, placid nature. It isn’t what anybody thought…

Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Read and find out in this ShrekShrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. HHr

Companion. The Alliance. The Black. Scars. The words mean completely different things to each of them. MalInara oneshot