We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!

In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.

In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.

For years he stayed dormant. Letting the world do its thing without him interfering after he left it and his era of Shinobi. Now years later, from his dimension watching it again, and he dislikes what he sees. Villains and heroes running amuck. Heroes unwilling to slay villains who kill innocents by the hundreds. He would show both sides justice Uzumaki style! NarutoxHarem and more

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.

Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

My take on the "Sirius Black is married with a child" plot, except that it's not enough to keep him out of Azkaban. But at least he managed to rescue Harry from the Dursley's. You'd think that Dumbledore would notice this and he would have...if he didn't have three full-time jobs. Eventual HHR.

Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)

Taylor Hebert and Yog-Sothoth: two sides of a coin. How long will it be before the human and the nightmare begin to merge? How long can Taylor fend off the abyss?

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

A mercenary company with a track record for killing dangerous capes and fighting wars are about to acquire a bug controlling teen, and a few others. Their enemies are so very fucked. Rated M for violence, cursing, and probably some implied sex at some point. I do not own Worm, or the Chronicles of the Black Company.

In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.

Giving superpowers to a teenage boy is like giving an automatic rifle to a toddler. It usually never ends well for anyone involved. (Worm AU/OC, Greg Veder)

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with her.

Earth Bet, home to Capes and cosmic horrors. Just the right place for one more monster to receive his just reward. A Sith stripped off his very identity and powers, forced to live as an ordinary man in a dying, hopeless world. As a husband to deceased wife. A father to suffering and broken daughter. What would such a man do, once he remembers who and what he was?

AU. Taylor doesn't trigger in the locker. She doesn't gain control of insects. She doesn't bring the heroes of Bockton Bay to their knees while accidentally becoming the queen of its underworld. That doesn't mean she isn't special. Or hungry. She's very hungry, actually.

[Indefinite Hiatus] When Taylor went into the locker, she drew the attention of two beings. One offered an absent thought, and a broken tool that wasn't even meant for her. The other took a more personal approach.

(A DC/Marvel/OPM X-over) Peter Parker has trained himself to become strong, strong enough to defeat ANYTHING with a single punch. However, in reaching that goal, he realized that it made the fights boring. Still, despite that, he resolved to keep on doing what he does best. Why? It's a hobby.

Worm is a story containing Powers! It gets worse! Bullies! SuperVillains! It gets worse! Monsters! Warlords! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! It gets even worse! The End of the World! And Everyone Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's add a little something more. Something called… … You thought I was going to say 'Heroism', right?

Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.

Momonga and the forces of Nazarick have been brought to a very different world. Momonga decides to give this new world peace. But just what is his definition of peace?